Questions you can't answer.

[skipper734]

For someone so knowledgeable, you can’t seem to count! It goes 1,2,3….

Questions I can't answer, how did the 3 get there?

 

[skipper734]

Here's a visual aid, to help you answer my question. Post #13.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Why do women always think they're right?

 

[Cypriot-Seagull]

How long is a piece of string?

Why do you press harder on remote control buttons, even though you know the battery has run out?

Twice as long as half a piece

 

[Norman Potting]

Isinglass is made from the dried swim bladders of fish ground to a powder. It is dropped into wine and beer to make it clear by making the yeast stick together into a mass and sink to the bottom of the cask.


....Do I need to write the question out?

 

[JTR938]

Here's a visual aid, to help you answer my question. Post #13.

Thanks for wasting 5 mins of my life!

 

[CT1]

How do you describe a colour to someone blind?

 

[JTR938]

How do you describe a colour to someone blind?

Ohh! Best one so far!! Come on [MENTION=12195]skipper734[/MENTION] "the I know it all" answer that one!

 

[oldalbiongirl]

Why do women always think they're right?

Hey that isn't a question that can't be answered. Its because they always are!

 

[Hendrax]

1) Why is there something rather than nothing?

2) Can you really experience anything objectively?

Some interesting reading here, makes me dizzy.

8 Great Philosophical Questions That Well Never Solve

 

[watsongooal]

Is the colour orange named after the fruit. Or the fruit named after the colour?

 

[JTR938]

1) Why is there something rather than nothing?

2) Can you really experience anything objectively?

Some interesting reading here, makes me dizzy.

8 Great Philosophical Questions That Well Never Solve

Got as far as spongebob square pants and gave up!!

 

[JTR938]

IF Vicente is still with us next season, how many game will he feature in??

 

[beorhthelm]

Is the colour orange named after the fruit. Or the fruit named after the colour?

if memory serves, the word orange comes from a dutch town/city Oranje(?) which was the seat of the family that rose to rule the netherlands, who adopted the colour. the fruit is named after that colour.

 

[withdeanwombat]

What is Vecente?

Why did the egg cross the road.

Lemons are called lemons so as not to be confused with bananas.

 

[Premiership Dream]

Why does Gus find it more important to be on ITV4 rather than his own clubs press conference yesterday?

 

[bomber130]

Why haven't I seen any white dog s hi t lying around since the 70's

 

[Willy Dangle]

Why haven't I seen any white dog s hi t lying around since the 70's

Because all the white horses went to tesco. Look at your own s hi t after eating a tesco burger. You know I'm right.

 

[pasty]

1.Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

2.Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum?

Reminds me of this.... brilliant sketch by Bob Newheart imagining a telephone call from Sir Walter Raleigh explaining the discovery of tobacco

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[Triggaaar]

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

the egg

From where?

Dinosaurs, reptiles and other birds that have been around long before the chicken.

That question always annoys me.

The chicken is genetically identical to the egg it hatched from. The egg is not genetically identical to the animal that laid it. So as said, the egg came first.