Pardew headbutts Meyler

[BBassic]

That was nothing. It looked like he was trying to nuzzle up to him. Maybe he just wanted a hug.

 

[Da Man Clay]

It's not quite how I'd define a headbutt. Not much more than a touching of heads. It'll get suitably punished in that vein. 3-5 games in the stand I imagine.

 

[16bha]

So he got sent of for doing a chicken impression.......very strange

Whats new, he's always been a cock?

 

[Rookie]

10 game ban? Will he make it back pitch side before the end of the season?

 

[5mins-from-amex]

I like pardew.

 

[Acker79]

Let's all congratulate pardew on not attacking an official this time.

 

[Normal Rob]

The man is a CAUC.

 

[Buzzer]

It's not quite how I'd define a headbutt. Not much more than a touching of heads. It'll get suitably punished in that vein. 3-5 games in the stand I imagine.

Agreed if we're going by what happens in the real world but we both know that in football circles that alpha-male head shove thing is classified as a headbutt. You're right about the punishment - which is pretty much meaningless in the world of mobile phones and what have you.

 

[severnside gull]

10 game ban? Will he make it back pitch side before the end of the season?

He is the manager which increases the severity - might be lucky to sit pitchside again this season and may even give Ashton the excuse he has reportedly been looking for to get rid.

 

[Doc Lynam]

He is the manager which increases the severity - might be lucky to sit pitchside again this season and may even give Ashton the excuse he has reportedly been looking for to get rid.

My thoughts exactly!

 

[Thunder Bolt]

BBC Sport ‏@BBCSport 55m

#nufc boss Alan Pardew: "I tried to push him away with my head, I should not have done that."

That's all right, then.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

There was no chance of Holloway doing the same this afternoon. He would have had to use his head.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

When the other fella is taller than you the most damage you can do is split his nose open instead of cracking his forehead.

 

[StonehamPark]

Alan Pardrew

 

[Billy the Fish]

I've been nutted harder than that tyring to get off with a bird and going the wrong way. Not for about 10 years obviously, but still

 

[Motogull]

Not on the Yosser Hughes scale, but headbutt by definition. I see he's tried to smarm it off. CAUC.

 

[Skaville]

BBC Sport ‏@BBCSport 55m

#nufc boss Alan Pardew: "I tried to push him away with my head, I should not have done that."

That's all right, then.

I did a similar thing to my wife's best friend. She was bending over naked in front of me. I tried to push her away with my todger but it slipped into her lady bits. I regret it now of course.

 

[maglers]

If you've got a subscription to The Times or The Sun you can see it on their highlights packages for the game. It's football gold. Otherwise wait till MotD.....

 

[Farehamseagull]

It's obviously not a proper headbutt but what an absolute tool. The rape comment on MOTD, the official 'assault', the c word abuse and now this. He acts like a thuggish, idiotic, young fan.

Probably shouldn't expect anything else from someone who's ex Palace, Southampton, West Ham and Reading mind you.

 

[glasfryn]

Whats new, he's always been a cock?

and thats why I don't give a FIG