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[junior]

Make sure you read the 'jamie' thread in NSC GOLD. That will give you an idea into the might of NSC.

LOL.

 

[Bozza]

Oh FFS, I thought I'd blocked new people registering.

 

[Blackadder]

I'm not a frequent poster but think I can offer some basic pointers:

1. Some people on NSC will appear to slate Ashley Barnes. This is all part of a club-led initiative to hoodwink Barcelona into thinking he is rubbish, to deter them from luring him away with a £60 million bid in the summer. Don't be fooled, Ash is an undisputed NSC hero and in fact posts on here under the pseudonym "Mr Burns".

2. Regrettably, a certain number of Palace fans post here with the sole aim of stirring up trouble. The worst offenders are part of a group who refer to themselves as "Mods". While NSC normally takes a dim view of bad language, should you come across a post from any such "Mod", you should feel free to abuse them without fear of retribution.

3. If you don't think we should have let Glenn Murray go, why not start a thread about it?

4. There is a weekly top prize of £150,000 for the poster who comes up with the wittiest and most salacious comment regarding ongoing legal proceedings.

I hope you find this helpful.

You should post more often.

 

[Return of the Rev]

The , and smileys are pretty useful. Take nothing Ernest says seriously. Return of the Rev and Withdean Wanderer are there to wind people up.

Don't believe all that you are told,there is a nsc mafia upset one and you upset all,ALSO RESPECT THE
You will work it out yourself but don't get bullied.

 

[Badger]

Everyone on NSC HATES Apple products so feel free to start numerous threads slating iPads, iPhones etc.

 

[Medwayseagull]

I've been polishing mine all day in preparation.

As you are in New Zealand is yours being done via skype with associated sheep hanging around in case of mistaken identity ?

 

[bluenitsuj]

Very important that you start a thread about any new emerging young olympic diving stars - such as winifred Zahahaha. I do not think anyone on NSC has heard of him yet so I will let you use this as an idea to start a thread.

 

[Medwayseagull]

Just made a account on NSC. I don't really know my way around on it, would love some friendly advice on how to do stuff

Don't put FACT after any opinion you express.

Don't make any grammar or spelling mistakes.

Spell Vicente's name correctly.

Use your vCash wisely.

 

[Bean]

Aren't you the FFS Murray guy?

 

[Randsta]

Dont post too much about Palace ............whooops I've just done it now

 

[Questions]

If you have a radio show..........shut up.

 

[Triggaaar]

Ash is an undisputed NSC hero and in fact posts on here under the pseudonym "Mr Burns".

lol

2. Regrettably, a certain number of Palace fans post here with the sole aim of stirring up trouble. The worst offenders are part of a group who refer to themselves as "Mods". While NSC normally takes a dim view of bad language, should you come across a post from any such "Mod", you should feel free to abuse them without fear of retribution.

3. If you don't think we should have let Glenn Murray go, why not start a thread about it?

lol again honey xxx

At the end of each week, a cash prize is given to the user that started the most informative thread about Palace.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Just made a account on NSC. I don't really know my way around on it, would love some friendly advice on how to do stuff

That should be an account.

The form an is used before words starting with a vowel sound, regardless of whether the word begins with a vowel letter. This avoids the glottal stop (momentary silent pause) that would otherwise be required between a and a following vowel sound. Where the next word begins with a consonant sound, a is used. Examples: a box; an apple; an hour; a one-armed bandit; an heir; a unicorn.

Some speakers and writers use an before a word beginning with the sound /h/ in an unstressed syllable: an historical novel, an hotel. However, this usage is now rare. Modern dictionaries of English usage allow both "a historic" and "an historic".

 

[Sussex]

That should be an account.

The form an is used before words starting with a vowel sound, regardless of whether the word begins with a vowel letter. This avoids the glottal stop (momentary silent pause) that would otherwise be required between a and a following vowel sound. Where the next word begins with a consonant sound, a is used. Examples: a box; an apple; an hour; a one-armed bandit; an heir; a unicorn.

Some speakers and writers use an before a word beginning with the sound /h/ in an unstressed syllable: an historical novel, an hotel. However, this usage is now rare. Modern dictionaries of English usage allow both "a historic" and "an historic".

This

 

[StonehamPark]

Just made a account on NSC. I don't really know my way around on it, would love some friendly advice on how to do stuff

Run...

 

[OSRGull]

Just made a account on NSC. I don't really know my way around on it, would love some friendly advice on how to do stuff

I swear you already had an account and claimed you were the person who started the FFSMURRAY?!

 

[Triggaaar]

That should be an account.

The form an is used before words starting with a vowel sound, regardless of whether the word begins with a vowel letter. This avoids the glottal stop (momentary silent pause) that would otherwise be required between a and a following vowel sound. Where the next word begins with a consonant sound, a is used. Examples: a box; an apple; an hour; a one-armed bandit; an heir; a unicorn.

Some speakers and writers use an before a word beginning with the sound /h/ in an unstressed syllable: an historical novel, an hotel. However, this usage is now rare. Modern dictionaries of English usage allow both "a historic" and "an historic".

Users should have to pass an online test before being allowed to post.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Users should have to pass an online test before being allowed to post.

Yes, I don't know why Bozza ever stopped doing the online test for new members. The current system, whereby a few posts have to be made before the Spelling Mod can issue a ban, is nowhere near as effective.

 

[Lovecake]

Leave while you can

 

[grummitts gloves]

Don't do it or else you will be bombarded with drivel about it snowing, growing toms & chilli peppers and what's playing on your iPod.