New signings

[davesviews]

Guys I am here to help you with the news. And I have been told not to say any names. Sorry

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Thinking about the way he has now degenerated, I think it is safe to say this is Hugo, or Earnie or some other CJTC. Cheerio now

 

[Everest]

Told by who? Your psychiatrist?

 

[clippedgull]

I think Gus rates him, but finds him very frustrating.

I think thats a good summing up! Even Russell Slade called him the best striker in League One! Maybe Glenn needs to believe in himself a bit more. When he is on top of his game he is great to watch. At least Gus seems to have 'cured' his disciplinary problems for this season.

 

[porkypie]

Hi, I am Davesviews and I work for Brighton FC.

Are you a steward?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

This might be heading for NSC Gold I fear.

 

[davesviews]

Are you a steward?

No.

 

[Rookie]

Guys I am here to help you with the news. And I have been told not to say any names. Sorry

so you work for the club and have been told to go a message board and announce nothing in particular but make sure you don't say any names, hmmm

 

[Bakero]

No.

Ballboy?

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

This is like 20 f***ing questions, what a knob

 

[porkypie]

No.

Do you work in one of the burger vans?

 

[Nathan]

Why say your from the club, why didn't you just say we are signing whoever the player is and leave it at that?

I am sure that Brighton FC must employee a lot of Dave's, so just deny you have been on NSC if you get in trouble.

But for fucks sake, just say who you think the player will be. Then we can say how great a signing that would be, but it would never happen type thing, in good old NSC style.

 

[davesviews]

You will find out the players names soon anyway.

 

[Everest]

Are you TB?

 

[Superphil]

It's a pitiful wind up by someone who has nothing going on in their life. Student perhaps? They've got f*** all to do till mid January.

 

[davesviews]

1 Striker player from Preston

2 Midfielder from Portsmouth

 

[porkypie]

Are you TB?

I think his got TB!

 

[davesviews]

Got to go.

 

[Everest]

I think his got TB!

That would have been my next question when he said no!

 

[Everest]

Got to go.

OK. Thanks for all the good news