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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Might be worth tuning in to Meridien or South Today this evening, hopefully they'll be covering this story. I want to see some disgruntled interviews and unrepentent park owners telling us its BRILLIANT.
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New Forest Lapland experience disappointing
- Thread starter Man of Harveys
- Start date
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,222
andybaha
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That's cheap!! The one in Bedgebury, near Bewl Water in Kent is £75/£85 per person. Thats £340 for a family of 4 for 4 hours "entertainment!
http://www.laplanduk.co.uk/
This is where we went last year and I'm sure it was about £30 each. It wasn't worth that so expect some very pissed off punters if they have paid £85 each.
My mum and sister are taking my nieces there this weekend!
They went to the kent one last year and said it was fantastic. This year the rice increased (but added to the package was a two course meal and ice skating). Because of the price increase they saw this one and decided to give it a go.
I've sent her a link to that page, perhaps if they go there expecting crap they won't be so disappointed... Or maybe they'll benefit, so soon after such horrible press maybe the company will clean it up and improve it a little until the news moves on.
They went to the kent one last year and said it was fantastic. This year the rice increased (but added to the package was a two course meal and ice skating). Because of the price increase they saw this one and decided to give it a go.
I've sent her a link to that page, perhaps if they go there expecting crap they won't be so disappointed... Or maybe they'll benefit, so soon after such horrible press maybe the company will clean it up and improve it a little until the news moves on.
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
I feel sorry for the fans of the King who came all the way from New Zealand. Can you imagine their disappointment?
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
- 30,606
The whole thing reminds me of Brian Potter on Phoenix Nights.
They've probably got an inflatable penis masquerading as a Yuletide Log Bouncy Castle...
They've probably got an inflatable penis masquerading as a Yuletide Log Bouncy Castle...
pornomagboy
wake me up before you gogo who needs potter when
i work for the company who done there vat return and they spent shit loads of money on that.
30k on the snow which i thought was a bit to much
30k on the snow which i thought was a bit to much
skipper734
Registered ruffian
You can go to Canada in the New Forest, it's nothing like the real thing though. 
Exactly what I was thinking. Perhaps a bit of scaffolding doubling up a kids play area.
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yeah disappointed kids ,parents equally disappointed at their kids day being ruined, hilarious,best i put some rubber pants on in case i piss myself laughing.
house your seagull
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Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
- 70,329
It was a TREMENDOUS advert tho eh? Quality artists impression of a magical winter dreamscape. EXACTLY what baby Jesus and all his little elves would have wanted
Oddly tho, where was one happy punter who went to the trouble of mailing the Beeb news this morning to say he and his family thoroughly enjoyed it, and went on to list a veritable feast of seasonal fun they had. As good 'ol Bill said 'Well there's one happy customer - sounds a bit like an advert...' Yes. Yes it did sound EXACTLY like that
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Bushy, Why are disappointed kids, on a day perhaps they have been looking forward to so hilariously funny?
Seagulltonian
C'mon the Albion!
Notice how they are trying to complete distance themselves from the New Forest one
"Lapland UK is NOT and never has been in any way associated with Lapland New Forest."
Do you think it's knackered their visitor numbers?
Er... are you meant to reveal clients' figures on a public forum?
Lush
Mods' Pet
footychick
Nicola
It's on ITV news in a minute.