Movies you wish you hadn't bothered watching

[Jim Van Winkle]

I want to see it now, just to find out if it is worse than the second one (sounds like it is, that takes some effort)

The female lead is a fitty and she gets her fun bags out halfway through the movie which gives it 1 star at least.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

If you like shaky camera work...black screen with intermittent images,loud screaming and a repeated dialouge of the F**k word then 'Cloverfield' is the film for you...started to watch it on video,after 30 mins,took it out and threw it in the dustbin...seems the dustbin didn't like it either....the gale blew the dustbin over...and the only thing that came out was the video.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Whichever one has George Clooney in it...

That's the Soderberg rtemake which is OK. Check out Tarkovsky's original for the underlying Communist State metaphor

 

[Guy Fawkes]

There are loads but of the top of my head:......
Only God forgives (only God knows why someone thought it was worth making)
Texas Chainsaw massacre 2 (a chainsaw seemed appropriate as the acting was so wooden)

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

U251. ****ing yanks rewriting history
Prometheus...what the fvck?
The latest Terminator flick with Christian Bale...load of turd.

 

[HovaGirl]

The Night Porter
Nine and a Half Weeks
Waterworld

 

[Chicken Runner61]

Titanic, factually inaccurate, plus we all know it sinks anyway.

Well thats ruined it for me - I was just about to watch that!

 

[LargeHadronZugzwang]

The movie that is a disaster Calamity wins! Sorry I meant the disaster movie Gravity....
Total baloney, nowhere near as good as 'A Field in England' inferior by light years; not even mentioned!

 

[vegster]

Well thats ruined it for me - I was just about to watch that!

 

[EDS]

I do love Jim Carrey though.

So do I but one of the worst films I have ever seen is the Truman show , two hours of torture.

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

Sex and the city two - now where to start?

Actually rather than me waste my time typing what's wrong with this piece of excrement, just download Mark Kermode's review from the Five Live website he pretty much sums it up perfectly.

 

[happypig]

The Blair Witch Project. Kept getting told its awesome, future of cinema, clever etc etc. found it to just be a cameraman with the shakes!

Load of old shit (the film, not your comment)

I'll also add Independence Day - complete toilet.

Anything with Jim Carrey in it, cannot stand him.

 

[Return of the Rev]

THE WORST FILM EVER
http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Lone-Star-Ranger-DVD/dp/B00CPMLZ3W

 

[Jbanged]

Dumber and dumberer.
I think that's what it was called. It was a follow up film to dumb and dumb original. Utter shi......

 

[bomber130]

I watched After Earth last night. Wasn't great. The worst films I've ever watched far have to be The Taxman with Joe Pantalioni and Fargo.

Agree After Earth was total garbage, Lincoln bored me to tears and gave up after half an hour. Don't even get me started on Cloud Atlas WTF was that all about.

 

[Igzilla]

How could I forget the M Night Shyamalan repertoire...

Unbreakable, Signs, Devil (as producer or presenter or something). (I actually don't regret sixth sense or the happening, and didn't see lady in the water or last airbender)

This. Signs is the biggest load of tosh ever. I'm sorry, but an advanced alien race with a fundamentally fatal allergy to water (one of the most common compounds in the Universe) try to invade a planet whose surface is 70% water? Chumps.

 

[keaton]

I really like Pi, Gravity and Brazil.
I would go for

The Master - two very good actors, hamming it up for two and half hours without remotely interesting me. Turned off with twenty minutes to go.

Cherry Tree Lane - very unpleasant British horror

A Field In England - Sixth form Art student makes it up as he goes along given proper equipement and budget

Tree of Life - Mature Art student dicks around after seeing 2001

 

[Mowgli37]

Dumber and dumberer.
I think that's what it was called. It was a follow up film to dumb and dumb original. Utter shi......

Not a patch on the original, looking forward to the sequel though.

Every Final Destination film I've seen has been awful.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Twelve Monkeys. Dull and utterly baffling.

 

[Curious Orange]

Mission to Mars
Armageddon