Meaningless Words in Football

[Greg Bobkin]

"Hits the woodwork". Pretty sure goals are made of metal nowadays.

"Put in a shift...". Give me a job where the shift is 90 mins, and I'd be delighted. Should really be "...has done their job"

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

He left his foot in.

Or pretty well anything said by Andy Townsend

 

[Cappers]

"What pace" makes no sense at all. It's either "speed"or "change of pace"

 

[El Sid]

Magic Sponge