[Albion] Just for fun - prospect pun signings

[portlock seagull]

Occasionally we seem to be linked with players who sound more like an Airport tannoy prank. Phillipe Flop, the French International who prefers a sandal like boot. That sort of thing.

Who else ‘could’ we be in the market for?

E-Mista-Sharnz, the promising young striker talent from Arabia?

Stan Still, the English Keeper dropped at HT on his debut?

Sentov, the fiery no nonsense midfielder from Belarus?

Etc etc. Do your very worst NSC!

 

[Reddleman]

Justa Getashotov - Bulgarian midfielder who has a habit of passing sideways rather than going for goal. He would fit right in.

 

[Winker]

Mr Sitter - winger from Hailsham

Barney Doors - Burnley has-been

 

[Eric the meek]

Luca Waddydiddamerev - Italian version of Zaha. High maintenance and needs managing with kid gloves to get the best out of him.

 

[Superphil]

Will Loose - Dutch defensive midfielder

D’Reemkam Trü - Eastern European defender

Kaan Tskor - Turkish/Swedish forward.

Holeeg Loves - German goalie

 

[Bodian]

Neil Neal - An unadventurous manager for when we need less excitement and entertainment.

 

[1066familyman]

Rick O'Shea.

Best deflection goal scoring stats going.

 

[Superphil]

Misty Golagen - standard Brighton striker signing.

 

[1066familyman]

Tie Whun Shu.

Best avoided. Totally one footed.






I'll get my 70's coat and leave now. Thankfully I'm not here all week.

 

[B-right-on]

Ivan Tchanobblum. Russian shitehouse player extrordinair.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Juan Gul - Spanish second div prospect who scores in the cup match vs Arsenal's reserves and then never again.

Char Xing - well-built Chinese CAM whose enthusiasm gets him booked every time he plays.

 

[Whoislloydy]

Ray Cist - new Chelsea player

 

[tinycowboy]

Ry-Yun Ha-Li. Scores a great free kick but don’t ask him to take a penalty

 

[Baldseagull]

Fitz Hall - universal utility player
Ayal B Fayed - Next Watford Manager

 

[Baldseagull]

Robin Koch - thieving prick

 

[bhafc99]

Albie Young

Comes with a ready-made fan chant.

 

[Gabbafella]

Wai Em-Se Ya - Young man.

Doc Dray - He's got 99 problems but the pitch ain't one.

 

[el punal]

Desmond Tutu - the expert draw specialist, and not even a pun!

 

[el punal]

Lob Cumshot - the American ex-porn star turned footballer.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Juan Cornetto - from Italy