- Jul 11, 2003
A Whiteman - Another Burnley signing.
Wade Moore - Northern journeyman who's had multiple disagreements with club nutritionists
Serge A. Head - pacy French-Canadian wingback
Felix Ited - perpetually nervous Portuguese winger/wingback
Levi Tate - tall Israeli stopper with famed aerial prowess. "He just seems to hang there," said an opposing forward.
Gerry Atrick - aging Irish centre-half with the dubious honour of scoring 3 own goals in a single match
Rex Carr - young Welsh player who's been recently banned from driving
Max E. Mumm - tireless Belgian box-to-box player that always gives 110%
Mustafa Pas - Turkish central midfielder. 312 league appearances, 0 goals.
Lee Vitout - fiery Dutch ball-winner frequently booked for dissent
Ivan Akikov - Azerbaijani target man with the outfield player record of fewest touches (1) during a full match.
Stan Dupp - Ivory Coast qualified poacher who is frequently known to dive on the slightest contact