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[Albion] Just for fun - prospect pun signings



Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
60,963
The Fatherland
A Whiteman - Another Burnley signing.
 






El Sid

Well-known member
May 10, 2012
3,806
West Sussex
Farcov Utwat

Moldovian verbally attacking midfielder who suffers from Tourettes. Poor disciplinary record. Regularly sent off for dissent.
 




hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
10,568
Kitbag in Dubai
Goalkeeper

Wade Moore - Northern journeyman who's had multiple disagreements with club nutritionists


Wing-Backs

Serge A. Head - pacy French-Canadian wingback

Felix Ited - perpetually nervous Portuguese winger/wingback


Centre-Backs

Levi Tate - tall Israeli stopper with famed aerial prowess. "He just seems to hang there," said an opposing forward.

Gerry Atrick - aging Irish centre-half with the dubious honour of scoring 3 own goals in a single match

Rex Carr - young Welsh player who's been recently banned from driving


Midfielders

Max E. Mumm - tireless Belgian box-to-box player that always gives 110%

Mustafa Pas - Turkish central midfielder. 312 league appearances, 0 goals.

Lee Vitout - fiery Dutch ball-winner frequently booked for dissent


Forwards

Ivan Akikov - Azerbaijani target man with the outfield player record of fewest touches (1) during a full match.

Stan Dupp - Ivory Coast qualified poacher who is frequently known to dive on the slightest contact
 




Superphil

Dismember
Jul 7, 2003
25,505
In a pile of football shirts
Gudal Susbytheesee Indian midfielder with ready made chant.
 


Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
60,963
The Fatherland
Snail Stephens - slow midfielder.
 


Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
60,963
The Fatherland
Owen Goal - Brighton number 5.
 




Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull
May 22, 2012
15,245
Na Kerred – always in the physio's room

S'cape Gurt – decent enough midfielder, but gets the blame after every game, regardless of how he performs

Brick Woll – Austrian international who's a rock at the heart of the defence.
 


Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
30,966
Neal Andpray - French shitehouse deadline day signing from the Championship.
 






MJsGhost

Oooh Matron, I'm an
NSC Patron
Jun 26, 2009
4,815
East
Mustafa Loanspell. We'll, we don't buy them PL ready, do we?
 


TugWilson

I gotta admit that I`m a little bit confused
Dec 8, 2020
1,500
Dorset
Twin brothers Imahl and Juan , both strikers ,not very good ,apparently if you`ve seen Juan you`ve seen Imahl ! .
 






portlock seagull

Why? Why us?
Jul 28, 2003
17,498
Goalkeeper

Wade Moore - Northern journeyman who's had multiple disagreements with club nutritionists


Wing-Backs

Serge A. Head - pacy French-Canadian wingback

Felix Ited - perpetually nervous Portuguese winger/wingback


Centre-Backs

Levi Tate - tall Israeli stopper with famed aerial prowess. "He just seems to hang there," said an opposing forward.

Gerry Atrick - aging Irish centre-half with the dubious honour of scoring 3 own goals in a single match

Rex Carr - young Welsh player who's been recently banned from driving


Midfielders

Max E. Mumm - tireless Belgian box-to-box player that always gives 110%

Mustafa Pas - Turkish central midfielder. 312 league appearances, 0 goals.

Lee Vitout - fiery Dutch ball-winner frequently booked for dissent


Forwards

Ivan Akikov - Azerbaijani target man with the outfield player record of fewest touches (1) during a full match.

Stan Dupp - Ivory Coast qualified poacher who is frequently known to dive on the slightest contact

Brilliant! :bowdown:
 


Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull
May 22, 2012
15,245
Pan Ik Bai - A last-minute addition, coming in from the Cambodian second division (automatically loaned to USG until January).
 








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