vegster
Sanity Clause
- May 5, 2008
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I'm sure I remember years ago a TV series about celebrities ( minor, admittedly ) looking to buy a second home abroad. One episode featured a young blonde Essex girl and her mum looking at villas in southern Spain. The host of the programme said she was JD's fiance and they were looking to buy somewhere where they could get away from it all periodically.
JD did not feature on the show as the host said his schedule meant he could not miss training or matches to be in Spain to view in person. However, Essex Blonde got increasingly carried away as the show went on by falling in love with ever more expensive and expansive properties. This required " Tina " or whatever her name was, phoning JD and saying things like " I know its about 80,000 Euros over our budget but I really love this one..." she fell for ever more expensive properties and the phone calls kept coming. In the end no property was was bought and towards the end of the credits was a voice over stating " Since this programme was made, Tina ( or whatever ) is no longer dating Jermaine Defoe "..... which is probably one of his most satisfying finishes !
JD did not feature on the show as the host said his schedule meant he could not miss training or matches to be in Spain to view in person. However, Essex Blonde got increasingly carried away as the show went on by falling in love with ever more expensive and expansive properties. This required " Tina " or whatever her name was, phoning JD and saying things like " I know its about 80,000 Euros over our budget but I really love this one..." she fell for ever more expensive properties and the phone calls kept coming. In the end no property was was bought and towards the end of the credits was a voice over stating " Since this programme was made, Tina ( or whatever ) is no longer dating Jermaine Defoe "..... which is probably one of his most satisfying finishes !