I've just been called a TWAT

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Nonono, I am pretty sure it is a universal rule that you look like a twat when wearing a trilby unless you are at a festival where you just look cliched.

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

Should of said thanks and seemed really happy. They wouldn't know what to make out of that

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

That says COMPLETE TWAT to me.

Andrew Ridgley meets Danyl Johnson

:safeway

Who the f*** is Danyl Johnson?

Is this the "indie" look then?

I'd like to think so, yes.

Do you have unusually short limbs?

Excuse me?

 

[John Bumlick]

The correct reply would be either

" ha............. says the prick hanging out in Tesco........ "

...to the twat hanging out in tesco.

 

[Insel affe]

...to the twat hanging out in tesco.

A prick & A twat................

I think they were made for each other

 

[lucas164111]

Do you have unusually short limbs?

 

[matt]

Excuse me?

I was trying to determine whether there was a particular reason that you need to roll-up both your trousers and your t-shirt. The only reasons that jumped to mind were that a) you have short arms and legs or b) you live in 1984 Sweden.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Early days yet but this has potential GOLD written all over it.

Carry on.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

I was trying to determine whether there was a particular reason that you need to roll-up both your trousers and your t-shirt. The only reasons that jumped to mind were that a) you have short arms and legs or b) you live in 1984 Sweden.

I can only suggest he hasn't heard of t-shirts or shorts.

 

[driller]

Who the f*** is Danyl Johnson?


I think they mean don Johnson they guy who looked like a twat on Miami vice that you appear to be trying to look like

 

[Perkino]

I didn't know there were any teenagers in Eastbourne.

I thought it was full of people waiting to die!

 

[Meade's Ball]

This tragically reminds me of my own terrible moment with children (which i am willing to confess) that some may remember me reporting. To be circled by a group of 10 or so kids in a park shouting "Fatty Bighead" at me and then accusing me of being a virgin repeatedly was a tough afternoon. All because i looked like the lad with the chubby bonce in their class who had obviously never approached a lass, him being 12, i would guess by the look of his classmates.
I sometimes look on random websites to see if these tearaway youths might have grown a conscience since that fateful day and look to send a message out to one Fatty Bighead to apologise for that onslaught in the company of women. No such luck yet, but one day they'll be sorry, i think, i say unvengefully.

 

[andywhing4england]

This tragically reminds me of my own terrible moment with children (which i am willing to confess) that some may remember me reporting. To be circled by a group of 10 or so kids in a park shouting "Fatty Bighead" at me and then accusing me of being a virgin repeatedly was a tough afternoon. All because i looked like the lad with the chubby bonce in their class who had obviously never approached a lass, him being 12, i would guess by the look of his classmates.
I sometimes look on random websites to see if these tearaway youths might have grown a conscience since that fateful day and look to send a message out to one Fatty Bighead to apologise for that onslaught in the company of women. No such luck yet, but one day they'll be sorry, i think, i say unvengefully.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Your comeback wasn't actually THAT bad, couldve been worse ie;"takes one to know one" as suggested earlier.
And if you came up with summat proper special, it'd be wasted on the rudeboiis.
I quite like the idea of flip flops with a Trilby.. maybe not in Tescos but y'know, out and about. I bet the posh indie girls LAP it up like dogs eating hot chips.

 

[sam86]

Erm, before I confirm whether you are a 'TWAT' or not, I need to understand whether you wore such attire, just to attend Tesco's, or whether you where perhaps on your way to or from somewhere else?

 

[sam86]

Do you have unusually short limbs?

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

I was trying to determine whether there was a particular reason that you need to roll-up both your trousers and your t-shirt. The only reasons that jumped to mind were that a) you have short arms and legs or b) you live in 1984 Sweden.

It's a warm day.

Your comeback wasn't actually THAT bad, couldve been worse ie;"takes one to know one" as suggested earlier.
And if you came up with summat proper special, it'd be wasted on the rudeboiis.
I quite like the idea of flip flops with a Trilby.. maybe not in Tescos but y'know, out and about. I bet the posh indie girls LAP it up like dogs eating hot chips.

It was quite bad.
Finally someone agrees with my choice of clothing.Oh yes the indie birds love it. All over me like a rash (sometimes)

Erm, before I confirm whether you are a 'TWAT' or not, I need to understand whether you wore such attire, just to attend Tesco's, or whether you where perhaps on your way to or from somewhere else?

I was on my way back from a girls house, and just popped in.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I'm sorry but those kids have got a point. I find it sad that as soon as we hit May and the temperature goes above 15 degress celsius some blokes dress like they're in the Caribbean or an extra out of Miami Vice.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Why does anyone care what a fourteen year-old thinks or says?

 

[throbinson]

Some youths went passed my house the other day and one got hes cock out and ask my wife to suck it, what do you do he was about 14, if you slap him you get arrested.