I've just been called a TWAT

[El Presidente]

I get loads of compliments about my flip flops, mainly from girls though. Not sure why

Are flip flops the pet name you have for your testicles?

 

[The Wizard]

This year's look it seems...

Shaved legs?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Shaved legs?

It complements the shaved ballbag.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

If you like well spoken, middle class indie girls in dirty white plimsoles, striped vests, leggings and the odd Jack Wills polo shirt then you will be a happy man.

Get me INVOLVED. NOW.

 

[willyfantastic]

do the indie girls have their hair cut at right angles? if so....WIN

ps i prefer the trilby compared to those stupid beanies that are 5 times to big for the head and sag over the shoulders like a dead slug. they look f***ing WANK.

all the power to you wearing whatever u fancy (especially to bag an indie girl), altho a comical remark about the amount of polyester they were (inevitably) wearing would probably have been cooler than a bedtime remark..

i reckon you should try walking with a bamboo cane from now on to complete the look. swap the flip flops for running shoes and youll look like HOUSE on holiday in bermuda, which is flair

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

do the indie girls have their hair cut at right angles? if so....WIN

ps i prefer the trilby compared to those stupid beanies that are 5 times to big for the head and sag over the shoulders like a dead slug. they look f***ing WANK.

all the power to you wearing whatever u fancy (especially to bag an indie girl), altho a comical remark about the amount of polyester they were (inevitably) wearing would probably have been cooler than a bedtime remark..

i reckon you should try walking with a bamboo cane from now on to complete the look. swap the flip flops for running shoes and youll look like HOUSE on holiday in bermuda, which is flair

Right angles?

Trilbys are immense. Mines similar to this (the colour and the way I wear it), minus the shit on the side...

 

[Safeway]

Mines similar to this (the colour and the way I wear it), minus the shit on the side...

Can you not grow sideburns yet?

 

[Paddy B]

Listen forget all these Ultras malarkey I say first game at Falmer we all turn up wearing trilby, roll ups and flip flops.

Now do we need a meeting to discuss such an event and who will bring the pie & punch?

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

If you like well spoken, middle class indie girls in dirty white plimsoles, striped vests, leggings and the odd Jack Wills polo shirt then you will be a happy man.

Also I f***ing love birds in polo shirtsabsolutely love it.