Is This Years Bb The Best Ever?

[Cheeky Monkey]

Agreed, Victor is an arse, but I bet there are plenty of people who (while not advocating violence against women) would love to give both Michelle and Emma a good slap....

Annoying is not the word.

Could NOT agree more Edna, they should both be taken to the nearest slaughterhouse and despatched with a boltgun in the back of the head accompanied by the words "You're gonna like this chicken"(to Michelle) and "Let's see you give a running commentary and sing a song about this" (to Emma). When those two bimbos are kicked out of the house my blood pressure will return to a healthy level, until then AAARRGGGGHHHHH!!!

 

[Turkey]

Big respect to our main man Turkey, NSC's very own BB guru.

Thanks for the link mate

Noooooooooooooooooooo. Please don't label me as a BB Guru Geek

 

[Hiney]

Noooooooooooooooooooo. Please don't label me as a BB Guru Geek

Think of it as the performance of a public service

 

[saltash seagull]

must have missed all this fun i went to bed just before 2 and had been flicking between sex on the job and bb!

 

[Brixtaan]

gripping.I thought the nasty nick days were long gone.

 

[Albion Edd]

Sounds great, It should be good entertainment tonight, I can't really blame Victor for getting pissed of with Emma, she's bloody stupid and annoying

 

[Robot Chicken]

More from Digital Spy

Surveying the wreckage

Filed: 11:54, Day 21 by Neil Wilkes

Warning: This article contains language and/or sexual references which younger readers are advised to avoid.

After what is undeniably the most heated night ever in the Big Brother house, DS:BB runs down the facts of the situation as we know them so far.


Emma and Michelle returned to the house at approximately 10.45pm last night - most of the group were pleased to see them back but Jason and Victor took it particularly badly, having thought they'd already picked off two of the competition


Emma let Nadia and Marco in on the secret of what she'd been up to in the bedsit over the past week - both were angry and horrified to hear some of the things Jason and Victor had been saying. At the same time, Michelle spilt the beans to Stuart


Emma, Nadia and Marco - all somewhat drunk - began to wind Victor and Jason up, both deliberately with passing provocative comments and unintentionally by being loud


A water fight and food fight erupted in the garden, sending Vanessa into complete shock. She broke down in tears in the bedroom, slating the others for their "lack of respect" and "behaving like animals." Threatening to quit, she was comforted by Shell, also in tears


Seeing Vanessa in tears appeared to be the final straw for Jason, and at around 1.15am he confronted the harem in the living area, flipping a table and screaming at both Nadia and Marco


"I'll f***ing take your head off," Jason told Emma as she became involved. Soon she was arguing with Victor, who threw white wine over her.


Plates were smashed and much profanity was abound as the whole group got involved in the clamour - at one point Victor apparently shoved Nadia across the room


Victor and Emma were dragged apart as Big Brother called Victor to the diary room immediately. "I'll f***ing take your head off," shouted Emma, being carried away by Daniel


Stuart held Victor back and eventually managed to get him into the diary room, where he was joined by Vanessa and Jason


In the bedroom, Emma was fuming, accompanied by an equally irate Marco, who claimed to have been threatened by Jason,/li>


Shell was also present - very much shaken up by the whole affair - and shortly before 2am she collapsed on the bathroom floor


Seconds later producers cut live streaming from the house completely. The feeds remained off air for an hour, returning at 3.08am


Victor was seen in the garden with Jason, Michelle and Stuart, remarking on how "f***ed up" the whole situation was. Security guards had been brought into the house for the safety of all of the contestants but stayed in the background, off-camera


In the bedroom were Nadia, Marco, Daniel and Ahmed, all similarly in shock at the situation (with the possible exception of Ahmed, who was trying to sleep). at this point there was still no sign of Shell, Vanessa or Emma


Finally, at around 4am, Shell and Vanessa were back with half of the group in the living area. From the bedroom, Nadia tried to beckon over Shell but Michelle conveyed to her that Shell was "very upset" with her over her earlier row with Vanessa


By 5am, both separated parties began to settle down for some shut-eye. Emma had still not returned to the house

As of late this morning, Emma is still not back in the house - instead she's being kept in the bedsit while producers decide what the next steps should be.

 

[Turkey]

There is going to be an official police investigation! No joke! Breaking news!

 

[Marshy]

its all going to be very dull now though, they wont be able to keep up the excitement for another 6 weeks or however long it goes on for !

 

[Braders]

shit

this is the first year i haven't been watching and THIS happens

 

[Turkey]

Hertfordshire Constabulary are investigating the Big Brother programme following death threats made by contestants in a live broadcast.

Complaints to the police and Ofcom were made by members of the public following a drunken row between members of the house in Elstree, Hertfordshire, where the reality TV show is based.

The row was sparked at 1.30am, three hours after Michelle and Emma returned from the bedsit where they have spent the past week secretly spying on the others. When this emerged, Jason threw a table and Victor had to be restrained.

The two were horrified to see the return of the brunettes and Victor went on to pour white wine over Emma. She was carried away screaming "I'll f***ing kill you" and was returned to the bedsit.

Tensions then erupted between Scottish bodybuilder Jason and gay student Marco Sabba. When Marco began dancing provocatively in front of him, Jason lashed out and said: “I’ll f***ing kill you. I’ll knock you out”.

Panicked Channel 4 bosses were forced to cut the live feed for an hour between 2am and 3am and stepped in to defuse the situation, ordering Victor to the Diary Room.

Shell was so upset by the frightening turn of events that she collapsed on the bathroom floor and vomited. For the first time in the programme's history, security guards had to be sent in to separate the contestants.

Physical violence is against the rules of the show and is punishable by a warning at the very least. But because so many of the housemates were involved, producers are at a loss over what to do now.

A police spokesman said: "Following a number of calls from members of the public regarding an alleged incident in the Big Brother house, Hertfordshire Constabulary can confirm we will be obtaining a video of the incident later today.

"Officers are currently in liaison with members of the Big Brother production team to decide whether further action needs to be taken."

When the live feed resumed, viewers saw Victor, Jason, Stuart and Michelle sitting together away from the other housemates.

Michelle told Stuart: "They can't put these people in the same room again."

Emma had spent the evening revealing the secrets of the housemates to friends Stuart, Marco and Nadia. She told them: "I heard everything. We've seen everything," and advised Stuart about Victor: "Watch him. Just watch him."

Victor demanded of Michelle: "Swear on your mother's life you haven't seen footage from this house." She retorted: "I never," then went to the bedroom to tell Nadia, Marco and Emma all about it.

A food fight between Marco's 'harem' - Nadia, Marco and Emma - disgusted Jason and Vanessa who did not approve of the waste and the mess.

"I've got no respect for these people," said Vanessa, hiding out in the bedroom with Shell, Jason and Dan.

A show spokeswoman said: "Each of the housemates will be called in to the Diary Room today to talk to Big Brother.

"At the end of the day, it is the health and welfare of the housemates that we are concerned about - the game show element is secondary.

"We want to talk to them individually and see how they are all feeling today. Then we will take a view on what to do next."

 

[empire]

Capitol Radio claiming Victor and Emma have been kicked out of the BB House.

emma in bed sit,police now involved!!!!

 

[Hiney]

Turkey, are you Dermot in disguise?

Sorry mate, couldn't resist

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I'm desperately hoping someone will really screw Michelle over.

She seems to have half the house convinced she's an angel, when she's really a scheming, manipulative bint. All the stuff with cold showers and soaking people's mattresses was kind of funny, but I'm not happy that she get to have the last laugh...

What gets me is that nearly all of the housemates form little gangs and whisper conspiratorially about others "playing the game", as if it's some kind of shame. Yet they're all doing exactly the same thing. Are they all too thick to notice? They're certainly too thick to consider that Michelle is a grade A liar and has wound them all around her little finger.

The sad thing is that when all this is over, she's bound to achieve her stated ambition of being a glamour model for a few months at least. Purely as a by product of the publicity she's generated by being gobby and flashing her tits on every occasion.

She'll be doing personal appearances at Brannigans in Crawley within 6 months, mark my words. Before hopefully going back to her McJob.

 

[rool]

That's a good use of police resources.

 

[Turkey]

I'm desperately hoping someone will really screw Michelle over.

She seems to have half the house convinced she's an angel, when she's really a scheming, manipulative bint. All the stuff with cold showers and soaking people's mattresses was kind of funny, but I'm not happy that she get to have the last laugh...

What gets me is that nearly all of the housemates form little gangs and whisper conspiratorially about others "playing the game", as if it's some kind of shame. Yet they're all doing exactly the same thing. Are they all too thick to notice? They're certainly too thick to consider that Michelle is a grade A liar and has wound them all around her little finger.

The sad thing is that when all this is over, she's bound to achieve her stated ambition of being a glamour model for a few months at least. Purely as a by product of the publicity she's generated by being gobby and flashing her tits on every occasion.

She'll be doing personal appearances at Brannigans in Crawley within 6 months, mark my words. Before hopefully going back to her McJob.

Oh no no no no. She's gone right up in my estimation! The others are all so up themselves. I can't stand Vanessa and Shell.

I sound like such a GEEK. :safeway

 

[Turkey]

That's a good use of police resources.

Yep...

Although they have to follow up all complaints.

 

[rool]

I suppose, lets hope the production company foots the bill

 

[Northstander]

Police called in after fight on TV's Big Brother

Police have launched an investigation following a drunken brawl between contestants in the reality television gameshow Big Brother.

Two officers from Hertfordshire Police were called to the house in the early hours after receiving calls from viewers watching E4, Channel 4's digital sister channel on which the show is broadcast 24 hours a day.

The officers left after speaking to members of the production team but have requested a tape of last night's events, including the fight between Emma and Victor.

The clashes erupted early this morning when Michelle and Emma returned from a bedsit inside the house where they had been kept in isolation since last Friday.

The housemates screamed abuse at each other with Emma having to be pulled away from attacking Victor after he had thrown a glass of wine over her.

Jason then clashed with Marco by threatening to "rip his head off", while Vanessa squared up to Nadia.

The show's producers were forced to send security guards into the house to separate the housemates while Channel 4 cut the live feed to the house between 2am and 3am.

A Big Brother spokesman said: "Police arrived on site and spoke to the production tea. They have requested a tape of the programme.

"Obviously we will co-operate with the police and help with any inquiries."

 

[Turkey]

6.3 Million watched Big Brother last night (10pm show).

6.7 Million watched the opening night.

C4 must be LOVING it. They provoked and got what they wanted.