Is This Years Bb The Best Ever?

[rool]

Last night was Bloody amazin reality tv, Well Big Brother for what is TOP TV.....!!!

It sounded good fun but calling a programme that picks the most likely people to act outrageously and play up to the cameras 'reality tv' is stretching it a bit.

 

[Northstander]

dont know about you but (as sad as it is), everyone at work talking about BB, Sod the football!!

 

[Marshy]

Victor is going to be the most hated man in Britain....

 

[rool]

Victor is going to be the most hated man in Britain....

I don't belieeeeve it

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Very funny TV, though I fail to understand why those two thick slappers are so popular.

Michelle has a chip on her shoulder the size of Bournemouth and appears to be the village bike, while Emma has broken new ground in terms of general stupidity: "what does itching powder do?".

Victor is deeply up his own arse, but at least he has half a brain. I just can't see why people like Michelle and Emma- when even Cheryl Tweedy declares you to be "an embarrassment to Geordie-dom", that says everything surely....

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

so will that be shown on fridays highlights program? or is some 'drastic' action going/been taken?

 

[Turkey]

I think Victor may get sympathy. Apparantly Emma told him to 'stop acting like a black man'. Emma can't be seen on E4. Looks like she's gone.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I think Victor may get sympathy. Apparantly Emma told him to 'stop acting like a black man'. Emma can't be seen on E4. Looks like she's gone.

thank god shes gone, she was mind-numbingly stupid

 

[Northstander]

FOOK!! This is ace stuff! I feel a right GEEK getting into it like this.....not only BB on Friday but the new Bo selecter series....I aint going out drinkin on Friday !

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Agreed, Victor is an arse, but I bet there are plenty of people who (while not advocating violence against women) would love to give both Michelle and Emma a good slap....

Annoying is not the word.

 

[Northstander]

THIS IS THE LATEST NEWS!!!

Day 21
BREAKING NEWS:
BIG Big Brother BUST-UP!

Well, where do we begin? A huge fight erupted in the Big Brother house between various housemates, mainly Emma, Victor, Jason, Vanessa, Marco and Nadia in the early hours of the morning.

Other housemates leapt to hold each other back as the argument bordered on physical violence. Big Brother called Victor, Jason and Vanessa to the Diary Room at just after 1:40am, and as the other housemates were locked securely in the bedroom, the live feed was cut for over an hour - keeping fans in suspense.

As of 5am, all housemates are now back in the house (although some are locked away in the bedroom) - all but Emma, who is rumoured to of left the house (we are awaiting confirmed reports).

 

[Sully's Moustache]

Emma is in the bedsit...........

"Tempers erupted in the Big Brother House last night - leaving the place in a state of chaos. Victor and Emma were separated by security, and Jason and Marco and Vanessa and Nadia all went head to head. And Shell was sick in the corner.

The animosity between Emma and Victor exploded when, during a playful food fight, Emma's volume control went haywire. Incensed by her screeching Victor lost it, big time. A food fight escalated into tray-throwing, Emma first, Victor retaliating, before the two had to be dragged apart screaming insults and threats at each other.

"Do you know who I am?" Victor bellowed repeatedly.

"I'll f***ing kill you," screamed Emma, before being dragged away by Dan.

She failed to calm down enough to remain in the House, so Big Brother asked her to return to the Bedsit.

Previously another row had erupted between Jason and Marco. Marco's delight at the return of his bestest allies Emma and Michelle spilled over into a dance of "disrespect". At least that's how Jay saw it.

Jay started blustering around telling anyone who'd listen, and there weren't many volunteers, that the mess from the earlier food fight would have to be cleared up. When Marco performed a loud and camp jig in his face, the burly Scot exploded and shouted at the law student.

"How dare you intimidate me!" squealed Marco, choosing not to call Jay "Darling" in this instance.

"You dance like that again, and I'll take your f***king head off," came the muscle-bound reply.

Don't F***ing mess with me


With Jason pumped and ready for trouble Nadia and Emma stepped between him and Marco to protect him. Marco giggled at the back, but Jason was deadly serious.

While Dan and Stuart attempted to keep the peace Vanessa started shouting at Nadia. And poor Shell was physically sick with the stress of it all.

Then, for the first time in Big Brother history, security entered the House to restore order.

With Emma safely ensconced in the Bedsit the other members of the House scattered themselves about the place as they all tried to calm down.

We bet there'll be a few sore heads this morning...

 

[Northstander]

 

[Dave the OAP]

Vanessa would get it!!!

Whatever that means

 

[Hiney]

Marvellous scenes is an often over-used phrase but never can it be more appropriate in this situation.

I have to confess that me and Mrs Hiney are fans of BB and this year has been brilliant. The programme makers have obviously put a lot of thought into how to extract the most conflict out of a group of people.

Excellent stuff

 

[Fluffster]

What entertainment!!!

 

[Gwylan]

dont know about you but (as sad as it is), everyone at work talking about BB, Sod the football!!

No-one here has mentioned BB once. We're all talking footie and iTunes here.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

it was a bit dissapointed that the itching powder didnt work on vanessa the other day......but thats all. its been class!

 

[Dave the OAP]

Isn't it funny that when you mention BB everyone says..." Crap..I'm not watching it" then when something kicks off, it turns out everyone is watching it!!!

Marvellous scenes.

 

[Hiney]

Big respect to our main man Turkey, NSC's very own BB guru.

Thanks for the link mate