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[Misc] Is the world going to end tomorrow?
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Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
So far, so good.
Van Cleef
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- Jun 17, 2023
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A nice thought, but this is how planet x rolls.
I did think the "end of days" weather would be a bit more dramatic though.
Quite. I’m spending my last day keeping dry. Not catching my death out there.. no
Well, if the world ends today, at least I've learnt something.I’m about to take the dog for a walk. They’re quite sensitive to magnetic forces so I’ll let everyone know if he faces in a different direction when he takes a shit.
Dogs poop in alignment with Earth's magnetic field, study finds
Dogs use the Earth's magnetic field when they're relieving themselves. Not only that, but canines choose to do so in a north-south axis, a new study published in the journal Frontiers in Zoology says. The study suggests that dogs are sensitive to small variations in Earth's magnetic field. After...www.pbs.org
Hello everyone in heaven, what a let down, it seems exactly the same as before.
Doc Lynam
I hate the Daily Mail
- Jun 19, 2011
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Nice to see you flashing the cash, after all you can’t take it with you.
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We were out of pretty much everything.
If there is a heaven, I'm pretty sure I won't be a feature.
I was briefly concerned when I discovered a hitherto unknown train option via Pontefract that lets me get to Sheffield for under £15, and then when it had WiFi I was convinced I must have ascended to the heavens without noticing.
But it turns out the WiFi's shit and my legs only fit in the Disabled Priority seats, so unless being over 6' counts as a disability in heaven I think we're ok.
Lyndhurst 14
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- Jan 16, 2008
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American evangalist Harold 'Carry On' Camping got his prediction about the end of days wrong the first time, said he had miscalculated and then gave his second prediction which also failed to happen. Something about stop digging when you are in a hole came to mind. Some believers had given away all their wordly goods and resigned from their jobs.
I've turned Earth off and on again and my power is back on. Time to make a coffee.
Van Cleef
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- Jun 17, 2023
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This has just clouded things for me to be honest. I have 2 dogs. 1 of them always craps in the garden parallel with the fence in a north/south orientation. Always. The other one craps in a completely random, kind of chaos theory way. To be honest the wife let them out this morning so I haven't been able to ascertain planet x's influence on today's motions.
RandyWanger
Je suis rôti de boeuf
Does anyone know what time kick-off is?
- Jul 10, 2003
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Lenny Rider
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- Sep 15, 2010
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Naughty/not always the nicest in my teens (but not a thug), I think I’ll miss out too.
I should’ve adopted Catholicism to get a morality reset
You really think that the NSCers who've posted today would be in heaven
As a former Hunt Sab, you would be imho
.[Far exceeding your sins as part of the Wokery
].
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If that's indicative of the world ending, we've had the end of days about 50 times this summer.It is raining this morning to be fair Bozza