[Football] Imagine going to Blackpool for no reason...

[Flounce]

Snobbish. You should hear what some people think about Brighton.

I am guessing, filthy shithole?

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

A bit like Chichester and Bognor. I went to Chichester for the day a few months ago and had forgotten how posh it was. Couldn't see any homeless, charity shops, or litter. A few weeks later I unfortunately had reason to go to Bognor. It was clear that all of Chichester's low-life residents had relocated to Bognor and taken all of their litter with them.

We have the same problem with that lot in Henfield.