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I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
- Thread starter thedonkeycentrehalf
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another jumper at Jacobs ladder I'm afraid.
is old nick's really that bad
Thought Jacob's Ladder was caged in to prevent jumpers.
that's what I thought, not sure what happened, was walking past as the police and fire engine turned up, but that's what a shaken up old man was saying, not good
The Large One
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It's the half time interval and it's a blast. Barry Cryer is here hale amd hearty. Great stuff.
Stop. You're making me very jealous.
That was very good fun. The sight of Tim Brooke-Taylor doing "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus for the Pick Up Song round will live long in the memory! Top class game of Mornington Crescent too. Brilliant evening, just as I hoped it would be.
Eric Potts
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Excellent show : the only dud was the Adam and Eve letters .
You'd only get half the crowd playing too fast and most of the rest playing the wrong tune entirely.
Codner pharmaceuticals
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Enjoyed the 2 Albion relayed jokes. Also is it me or does Jeremy Hardy look like Steve Claridge??
What were the Albion jokes?
Sussex on Leith
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You'd only get half the crowd playing too fast and most of the rest playing the wrong tune entirely.
Loving this thread. Been to see one recording and one stage show, both while the wondrous Humph was still with us. Personal favourite among many great examples of Humph smut was when Samantha had recently attended a wine-tasting evening run by one of her many gentleman friends, but arrived rather late and found that virtually all of the wines had already been finished...
"...so while Samantha was disappointed that he only had a Semillon, she thought it would be rude not to taste it anyway."
thisistips
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Loving this thread. Been to see one recording and one stage show, both while the wondrous Humph was still with us. Personal favourite among many great examples of Humph smut was when Samantha had recently attended a wine-tasting evening run by one of her many gentleman friends, but arrived rather late and found that virtually all of the wines had already been finished...
"...so while Samantha was disappointed that he only had a Semillon, she thought it would be rude not to taste it anyway."
Genious
Of course, she would have been there last night but she was delayed helping an elderly gentleman friend in Hove with his new stairlift. She would load him onto the chair at the bottom, then pull him off on the landing.
The Large One
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'There was outrage at the new Amex Stadium recently when thieves broke into the club's trophy room and made off with the carpet...'
There was also a bit where, during Mornington Crescent, they introduced a SatNav that was getting more and more hysterical, (... at the T junction, go straight ahead...'; '... and the roundabout, take the third, no the second exit, no not that one, oh sod it you're on your own...') before the cry of '... and 200 yards further ahead, mind out for those eleven statues - oh, sorry that's Brighton & Hove Albion...'.
At which point Tim Brooke-Taylor asked 'Is this a good time to point out I'm a Derby County fan...?'
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We also has 'Girlfriend In A Coma' to the tune of 'Tiptoe Through The Tulips.'
'Brighton is a city with a rich and colourful history... In 1841, Queen Victoria stayed at the Royal Pavilion, but insisted that the trains on the newly-built London to Brighton railway line wait outside the town while she was in residence. Someone should tell Network Rail she's now gone...'
'Brighton is a city with a rich and colourful history... In 1841, Queen Victoria stayed at the Royal Pavilion, but insisted that the trains on the newly-built London to Brighton railway line wait outside the town while she was in residence. Someone should tell Network Rail she's now gone...'
You'd only get half the crowd playing too fast and most of the rest playing the wrong tune entirely.
It couldn't possibly be harder than try to get everyone to play Dr Who!
True, but I think part of the issue there was that there have been a lot of variations on that basic theme and everyone seemed intent on playing a different one.
Can't say I recall the Dambusters variation though...