Ideas for a banner for the next Ipswich game

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

How about inbred *****?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Stand next to the home supporters with

"I'm with Stupid---->"

 

[bomber130]

How about. The women of Ipswich have massive cxxts. They all went to Brighton this weekend

 

[Willy Dangle]

Hypothetically speaking of course. I really couldn't be arsed to spend good money on some fuckwitted drivel that doesn't make sense. Anyway....how about this for starters:


You're just a town full of dead whores.




Do I need to throw in some double negatives before our Suffolk friends make sense of it?

Easy, they were someone daughters, dont come down to their level.

 

[SeagullSongs]

Five toes, we've only got 5 toes!

I've got 10

 

[BHseagull]

What do you pay Bullard?

Peanuts?

 

[albionman]

There are known knowns; there are things we know we know.
We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns – there are things we do not know we don't know - Rumsfeld

That will show 'em

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

The Suffolk Powder Puff Punch

 

[Brightonfan1983]

Was it Edna who posted earlier that "Even Alan Partridge chose Norwich City"






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[portslade seagull]

Still baffled by the banner

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Why stoop to their level?

 

[Prodigal Son]

"Hello Mum, I know you're my Sister, but will you marry me?"

 

[Austin "Forster" Powers]

To push the double negative theme "This is not a banner"

 

[SeagullSongs]

How about:

"@12CMS12: Hi Craig I'm a massive fan, plz RT"

Some good ones from twitter:

"My other banner is a placard"
"STOP. Banner time."

 

[weststanduppercheerleader]

Has anyone got a photo of the banner? I didn't see it.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

How about a blank white banner and when everyone starts laughing we turn it over and it says "it's supposed to be like this"

 

[SeagullSongs]

"Banner this yours more than sense did makes"

 

[cmonbarrybringonwoody!]

I'd be happy with just "twats" in very large letters.

but spelt wrong, that would be idael!

 

[cmonbarrybringonwoody!]

There are some things money can't buy

Extra fingers aren't one of them: Your sisters your cousin.

hilarious!

 

[Silent Bob]

I'VE SEEN THE BIG EARED BOYS ON FARMS