I want to sing this when Nigel Adkins walks over the turf to the dug-out............

[Digweeds Trousers]

I would like to sing this to Adkins as he walks across the turf.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5IRI...eature=related

Well no-one told me about him
His motormouth
Well no-one told me about him
His team went South
Well its too late to say your sorry
How would you know why should we care
Please dont bother trying toc atch us
You're not all there

Well let me tell you 'bout the way he looked
The way he'd act, his lack of f***ing flair
Poyet was out of sight
His team was soft and shite
He's not all there



and then burst into Nigel Adkins is a wanker etc etc etc

 

[NMH]

Quality. 9/10 for me, great stuff

 

[klaaturberada]

Something tells me it is a little complicated for the average fan. I am sure he will be flattered that you went to so much trouble though.

 

[OSRGull]

Southampton are you listening
To the song that we're singing
Cos we're walking along singing this song
Laughing at the Saints as we go

Just a quick made up one.

 

[robbie c]

what's wrong with
Championes
Championes
are we are we are we

 

[Deleted member 18477]

more traditional song to sing to him...

'WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, NO TIME FOR LOSERS, COS WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS... OF LEAGUE 1!!!!!!!!!!!!'

I'd also love it, LOVE IT if we beat them at withdean!

 

[Was not Was]

more traditional song to sing to him...

'WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, NO TIME FOR LOSERS, COS WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS... OF LEAGUE 1!!!!!!!!!!!!'

I'd also love it, LOVE IT if we beat them at withdean!

Worth inviting Bob Booker back for that one!

 

[pasty]

A slight amendment to my favourite Barry Fry song....

Cheer up Nigel Adkins
Oh what can it mean to a
Shit mouthy scouser and a
Shit football team

 

[Tooting Gull]

Nigel Adkins can put on a plaster,
But can't make Southampton go faster,
Of the title he spoke,
The man's a joke,
And heading for play-off disaster.

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

He looks like the typical dull suburbanite who has a scary skeleton in his cupboard. He probably gets his kicks by sticking his dick in jam jars full of warm porridge. Please feel free to make a song about that.

 

[klaaturberada]

Whatever the song is, I am sure Nigel and the team will be dead chuffed and flattered that you went to so much trouble. It will give them a little boost to feel that you have lost sight of your main objective: supporting your own team.

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

There's nothing like a few hundred blokes singing a song about you wanking into a jam jar of porridge to give you a real lift.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Whatever the song is, I am sure Nigel and the team will be dead chuffed and flattered that you went to so much trouble. It will give them a little boost to feel that you have lost sight of your main objective: supporting your own team.

OK. What about 5,000 people from the South Stand singing in his ear 'Where's your title gone', killing two birds with one stone?

 

[Sussex Nomad]

It will give them a little boost to feel that you have lost sight of your main objective: supporting your own team.

The only thing we'll lose sight of is you lot going nowhere except south matey!

 

[klaaturberada]

There's nothing like a few hundred blokes singing a song about you wanking into a jam jar of porridge to give you a real lift.

Whilst I take your point, you don't seriously think he will be bothered by whatever gets chanted in his general direction. What you want is for him to be impressed with how well you concentrated on supporting your team, just like the Owls fans were impressed with how well the SFC fans supported their team on Saturday night: just got back - Owlstalk

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

Big deal. The Sunday newspapers credited Brighton with outsinging the Stoke fans a few weeks back. Apparently Stoke fans are the noisiest in the country.

 

[klaaturberada]

Big deal. The Sunday newspapers credited Brighton with outsinging the Stoke fans a few weeks back. Apparently Stoke fans are the noisiest in the country.

Well done - missed the point entirely!

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

You're debating 'chanting minutiae' with someone who's suggested starting a song about wanking into porridge. Well done.

 

[Tooting Gull]

You're debating 'chanting minutiae' with someone who's suggested starting a song about wanking into porridge. Well done.

Can I nominate this as put-down of the week? Superb.

 

[klaaturberada]

You're debating 'chanting minutiae' with someone who's suggested starting a song about wanking into porridge. Well done.

LOL - so you were not inviting the debate with this retort then

Big deal. The Sunday newspapers credited Brighton with outsinging the Stoke fans a few weeks back. Apparently Stoke fans are the noisiest in the country.