I just worked out why my flat smells of fish

[MissGull]

Fish puns are just a load of pollocks!

You're a little Ray of sunshine aren't you?

 

[brighton7]

Maybe you shot some Harry Monk(fish) all over the gaff.

 

[Maverick]

My dog has no nose

Go on then I will reply.......How does he smell?

 

[lawros left foot]

Use some mussel, tell your pikey landlord,to move you to a new plaice with no roaches, or you'll batter his pollocks with a hammerhead,and pull his cockle off and wear it as a mullet!

 

[The Truth]

50 squid the smells coming from next door!

 

[seagurn]

For cods sake, you lot are really a load of pin heads.

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

To be sure, there's a time difference here, so top of the marlin to ya.

As for this threadfin, the OP is lighting the blue touch paper and standing back just for the halibut.

 

[countryman]

When we were much younger we did something similar when selling a house - the buyers messed us around no end and cost us a couple of grand (big money then that we could ill afford) so we shoved something smelly into air vents at a number of strategic locations (bedroom/lounge/entry hall) and into the bathroom towel rail and the space under the bath. No idea how long it took for them to find it but always smile inwardly in the hope that it caused the shysters a (literal) headache.

It's a shame you never flounder trout what their reaction was.

 

[The Birdman]

This thread has gone a bit flat it has reeled a lot of fish jokes in.

 

[The Truth]

This thread has gone a bit flat it has reeled a lot of fish jokes in.

it hasn't gone flat for me, I'm having a whale of a time.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

no need to bet CRABby, this thread is at a BASSe level right now

A crab isn't a fish. Back to school for you.

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

You're a little Ray of sunshine aren't you?

How else could I get the pollock pun into the thread without sounding grumpy?

 

[fat old seagull]

A crab isn't a fish. Back to school for you.

Exactly.... there's one Prawn every minute !

 

[Coach_Carter_92]

So tell us the answer then, the suspense is krilling me

 

[HovaGirl]

Speaking manta man, I think you'll find they're Cod's gift to humanity.

I don't believe in Cod.

 

[HovaGirl]

So tell us the answer then, the suspense is krilling me

Yes, this Old Trout wants to know.

 

[sydney]

So tell us the answer then, the suspense is krilling me

yeah come on you're making me all TENCH.

 

[Willy Dangle]

Open the mindow