I just worked out why my flat smells of fish

[Pevenseagull]

 

[HovaGirl]

Yes, and?

 

[Pevenseagull]

sort of dealt with

oops

 

[dougdeep]

Fresh fish doesn't really smell. As an ex fishmonger I know this. The smell associated with fish is decay.

 

[Twizzle]

Is there a CPFC shirt anywhere nearby?

 

[The Birdman]

Did you pull a girl from Croydon or do you live above a fish and chip shop

 

[Eksman]

Great thread

 

[skipper734]

 

[Albumen]

Fresh fish doesn't really smell. As an ex fishmonger I know this. The smell associated with fish is decay.

No shit, sherlock!

 

[Dave the OAP]

my mind reeles with sarcastic replies

 

[daveinprague]

Unscrew the end of the curtain rod...place raw prawns....screw back end of curtain rod...hous of misery for somebody ;-D

 

[skipper734]

My Hovercraft is Full of Eels

 

[severnside gull]

Unscrew the end of the curtain rod...place raw prawns....screw back end of curtain rod...hous of misery for somebody ;-D

When we were much younger we did something similar when selling a house - the buyers messed us around no end and cost us a couple of grand (big money then that we could ill afford) so we shoved something smelly into air vents at a number of strategic locations (bedroom/lounge/entry hall) and into the bathroom towel rail and the space under the bath. No idea how long it took for them to find it but always smile inwardly in the hope that it caused the shysters a (literal) headache.

 

[Coach_Carter_92]

Were your legs open?

 

[pasty]

So stop carping on about it and get a new plaice

 

[Coach_Carter_92]

So stop carping on about it and get a a new plaice

I think he should stop making such a huss about it

 

[symyjym]

So stop carping on about it and get a a new plaice

I think he should stop making such a huss about it

If the smell is due to a body malfunction, he may have to go and see a sturgeon.

 

[Albumen]

My dog has no nose

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Oh no, not another pun heavy thread, I've haddock enough of these.

 

[brakespear]

Oh no, not another pun heavy thread, I've haddock enough of these.

Me too - I wish people would stop whiting them.