I just worked out why my flat smells of fish

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How long did you have to mullet over for before you realised the cause?

 

[Coach_Carter_92]

Maybe you are eel?

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Oh cod how long has it bream since the last one of these!

 

[Taybha]

Do you live upstairs

 

[Danny-Boy]

Did you pull a girl from Croydon or do you live above a fish and chip shop

What do girls from Brighton smell of? Old Spice or Ginger Spice?

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Have you fitted a new perch?

 

[The Truth]

I hope your flat didn't lose it's Sole?

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I think it's brill.

 

[Coach_Carter_92]

Maybe your senses are a bit off, how is your herring?

 

[Trufflehound]

Oh cod how long has it bream since the last one of these!

You wait. Fish pun threads are like buses. You wait for ages, then a whole grouper them will be along at the same time.

 

[The Truth]

You wait. Fish pun threads are like buses. You wait for ages, then a whole grouper them will be along at the same time.

They come in their swarms.

 

[essbee]

I can't see the porpoise of this thread at all.

 

[The Truth]

Why do so many users get so crabby when the puns start!

 

[Taybha]

For fuxhake pack it in you lot it could be serious

 

[Trufflehound]

For fuxhake pack it in you lot it could be serious

It would certainly be serious if the smell was still ling/herring after all this time.

 

[HovaGirl]

Obviously just fishing.

 

[MissGull]

He sounds like he's a little green at the gills.

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

Fish puns are just a load of pollocks!

 

[Dave the OAP]

no need to bet CRABby, this thread is at a BASSe level right now

 

[Trufflehound]

Fish puns are just a load of pollocks!

Speaking manta man, I think you'll find they're Cod's gift to humanity.