I have a date on Friday!

[Kinky Gerbil]

Somehow I think Steven Hawkins has more chance of walking Aids....

That is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Well done son, dont forget to bag it!
Dont want little Kevs running around!

I aint rushing things with her, I want to make sure I'm ready to.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Good man, take it slow.

Has she got nice boobies?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Good man, take it slow.

Has she got nice boobies?

I'm not saying, espically on here.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Go on!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Go on!

You aint going to persuade me.

 

[Les Biehn]

I'm not saying, espically on here.

Too right Kev don't tell the animals on here a thing. Well except her name, where she works, all the pre-date stuff and all of what happened on the date. Apart from that don't say a word.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Ok, fair dink.

To be fair they are not going to be as big as Aid's man breats

 

[Les Biehn]

Does she tend her minky?

 

[Les Biehn]

Ok, fair dink.

To be fair they are not going to be as big as Aid's man breats

His breats are huge.

 

[Pork Sword]

I'm interested to know what would be your idea of a date?

If I took a bird to Pizza Hut it would be the first and last date we had.

Got to go classy on the first one champagne and marching gear for desert. But then again I am olde and wyse and the best at sex in the world.

 

[Les Biehn]

If I took a bird to Pizza Hut it would be the first and last date we had.

Got to go classy on the first one champagne and marching gear for desert. But then again I am olde and wyse and the best at sex in the world.

Bloody hell, you do go to town. I just like to chat, have something decent to eat and get a bit pissed.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

His breats are huge.

Fakes?

 

[Les Biehn]

Fakes?

Definate breat implants.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Bloody hell, you do go to town. I just like to chat, have something decent to eat and get a bit pissed.

And Insult them.....

 

[Les Biehn]

And Insult them.....

Taking the piss out of them is what its all about. If they can deal with that then they're the one.

 

[Pork Sword]

Definate breat implants.

Doubt she could afford them working in Somerfield.

 

[Clothes Peg]

Bloody hell, you do go to town. I just like to chat, have something decent to eat and get a bit pissed.

All true. And he pays for it all as well

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Taking the piss out of them is what its all about. If they can deal with that then they're the one.

The words

"I never used to go out with ugly girls" Will live with me forever.

 

[Les Biehn]

All true. And he pays for it all as well

I am a charmer.