I have a date on Friday!

[Basil Fawlty]

Doubt she could afford them working in Somerfield.

I don't know who you're, but shut the f*** up.

 

[Les Biehn]

The words

"I never used to go out with ugly girls" Will live with me forever.

Sometimes I have to stop and tell myself 'Carl, thats not gonna be funny'.

 

[Clothes Peg]

I am a charmer.

And what's this insulting stuff all about? I don't remember any insults... I think.

 

[Pork Sword]

I don't know who you're, but shut the f*** up.

Ha Ha. You really are a strange one. Was this your first ever date with a girl?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Sometimes I have to stop and tell myself 'Carl, thats not gonna be funny'.

Maybe.

Carry on with the PEADO jokes though, always good.

 

[Les Biehn]

And what's this insulting stuff all about? I don't remember any insults... I think.

I have a habit of taking the piss out of girls I'm with not really realising that girls don't really like that sort of banter from a boyfriend.

 

[Les Biehn]

Maybe.

Carry on with the PEADO jokes though, always good.

For some reason girls don't like them either.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Pussy's

 

[Clothes Peg]

I have a habit of taking the piss out of girls I'm with not really realising that girls don't really like that sort of banter from a boyfriend.

Funny that. I seem to criticise guys I'm going out with and not realise that it could be construed as being a bit mean. Eg: Your hair looks shit. All meant as a joke, but often confused as the truth.

 

[Les Biehn]

Pussy's

Indeed.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Funny that. I seem to criticise guys I'm going out with and not realise that it could be construed as being a bit mean. Eg: Your hair looks shit. All meant as a joke, but often confused as the truth.

I noticed - I must admit it was a good evening!

 

[seagulls4ever]

 

[League1Champions]

Did you bang her until your knob was red raw?

 

[enigma]

Ha Ha. You really are a strange one.

Says the man that had Fred West as his avatar.... Gimp.

 

[Pork Sword]

Says the man that had Fred West as his avatar.... Gimp.

Westy would not have taken his birds to Pizza Hut.....

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Westy would not have taken his birds to Pizza Hut.....

Someone ban this sick fucker, before we get totally closed down!

 

[Biscuit]

Kev I love you man, I want a wedding invite!

 

[Seagullible]

I'm not saying, espically on here.

I'll go to NSP to get details then.
Congrats kev one making yourself happy and giving us more classics posts that have cheered me up when I'm stuck in work doing 6-13.30 on a bank holiday!

 

[Bluejuice]

HOORAY FOR KEV

 

[Trufflehound]

Did you get to see her SNATCH?

"I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"