Hans' photo-diary

[hans kraay fan club]

Geen dank Hans. U doet schrikken nu me !

U bent vrij veilige Frank.

 

[Gully]

Dit is uitstekend, zo veel mensen op NSC die Nederlands kan praaten!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Dit is uitstekend, zo veel mensen op NSC die Nederlands kan praaten!

Of wie Babelfish kan gebruiken!

 

[Gully]

Aaaah, heel slim!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Of wie Babelfish kan gebruiken!

Oh bollocks ben ik te weten gekomen

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Okay, Hi.

Once the video for my shingle was finished, I shpent the resht of the day in the shtudio, laying down my vocalsh. Here ish a picture of me working with my shongwriting partner Larsh. Larsh ish rock and roll pershonified.

He hash to beat them off with a shitty shtick.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Hey guysh, itsh Hansh. Long time no shee.

Today I wash having shome new photosh done for my agency, in the hope of gettng shome ecshtra public appearansh work.

Looking pretty shecshy, don't you think?

 

[Dave the OAP]

Hans Hans Hans

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Thatsh very kind Mishter Gaffer.

I have shent a copy to Ellemieke, in the hope that it will exshite her alsho. She knowsh deep down Hansh ish the one for her, she ish jusht playing hard to get.

She didn't sheem too hard for that fat Williamsh prick to get though. Barshtard. I don't know why I bother shometimesh.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Crickey Hans............ I think I really am in love with you.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Thanksh Frank, thatsh really shweet. Itsh my hair ishn't it?

 

[Biscuit]

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Hey. Tish Hansh, onsh more.

We have a new IT guy, Jashper, shtarting at the shtation. He hash been round all the dresshing roomsh taking picsh to update the webshite profilsh. He shpent a little too long in Ellemike'sh, taking a few too many for my liking.

I don't think I need to get jealuosh thoughh - look at the shpeccy little fool!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

In fairnessh to Jashper though - he hash put a great new pic of Ellemieke on her profile. She ish looking shpectacular.

Looking forwardsh to sheeing my new one.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

f***ing HELL. What in godsh pisshing name ish that. I looksh like Mick shitting Hucknall. That little Jashper piesh of shit is in sho much trouble now.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Okay. Thingsh are calmer now. Jashper hash had hish work exshperiensh terminated, after shome shoft core shmut wash found in hish deshk.

We in Holland take that kind of thing very sherioushly. There ish plenty of really good hard shtuff about, sho he musht be shick in the head to look at thish shtuff. We jusht will not tolerate shoft porn.

He shaysh he never shaw it before, and he doeshn't know how it got there. Imagine that.

 

[Dave the OAP]

hansh........

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Hey Dave. Shorry, I have been a little bushy thish morning. I have to find a way to shneak into the offish of the pershonel manager, to retrieve Daddy'sh old time jash mag.

Daddy looksh like a shmiley old guy, but you wouldn't want to get on the wrong shide of him. Never messh with a Dutchman'sh shmut.

 

[Dave the OAP]

I fink I shaw you on Euroshport. Pay ess vay vs shome rhubbish von Den Haag - you ver schpeaking to a blick schappy

Tuheert

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Itsh tough at the top you know. I have to work on weekdaysh with the show, then I am doing the shoccer on Shunday alsho. I shtill love the shoccer though.

How are the sheagulls getting on thish sheashon?