Hans' photo-diary

[Fourteenth Eye]

Doesh wearing my shweater like that, look a bit gay?

No but this does

 

[hans kraay fan club]

For fucksh shake Mishter Eye, how did you get that?!

Itsh not me right?

Barshtard.

 

[KNC]

Quality

 

[The Large One]

For fucksh shake Mishter Eye, how did you get that?!

Itsh not me right?

Barshtard.

It's Holland, you're Dutch - what's the problem?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

It's Holland, you're Dutch - what's the problem?

Oh, for shure, Mishter One. There'sh no shtigma about shwinging a little the other way, here.

I'd jusht rather noboby knew about Rory McGrath.

 

[The Large One]

It's Holland, he's Cornish - what's the problem?

Tell me used 'Vasheline', right?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Thatsh a little too pershonal. I'm going into no detailsh, ash I'm consherned that you are getting off on thish.

 

[Frutos]

Tell me Mishter Kraay, have you ever met Shteve McClaren? I hear he does a wonderful Dutch accshent.

 

[The Uninvited Guest]

I think that the poor chap has a speech impediment.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Sho, now I am confushed. Thish McClaren chap hash arrived here from England, and he talksh jusht like me. Why ish thish?

Tell me Mishter Kraay, have you ever met Shteve McClaren? I hear he does a wonderful Dutch accshent.

Ya, Frutosh, I shaw thish before. Itsh too perfect to be put on in any way. He'sh one of ush, Shteve.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Hey sheagulls!

How ish life in shunny Brighton?

Five yearsh! Time fliesh eh?

Crayshey!

Sho much hash happened shinsh we shpoke. I real bishy right now, carrying out my dutiesh ash the Dutch Angy Shteggall in Brashil. I'll be back neksht week to fill you in all all thatsh been happening.

Itsh been absholutely crayshey.

If you really can't wait, you can buy my amayshing BOOK, from all good book shtores. In Venlo.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

The title of my book ish "Achter de kleedkamerdeur". For you guysh thish transhlatesh ash 'Behind the door of the dresshing room'. It refersh back to those crayshey old daysh when Ellemieke ushed to deliberately leave her dresshing room door ever sho shlightly open, to teashe me. That wash before I found love of coursh. But more of that later.

Ciao sheagulls x