Hans' photo-diary

[hans kraay fan club]

The whole thing ish ridiculoush. Everybody knowsh a shuck and f*** ish jusht 60 Eurosh anyway.

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

 

[brighton2win]

 

[Dandyman]

Hans, u is een waar genie en een grondig hoogste mens. Dank u.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Hans, u is een waar genie en een grondig hoogste mens. Dank u.

Dank u. u bent welkom, Mishter Dandy.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Hey. Itsh Hash onsh more. I've been thinking about my job at the shtation, what with all the shit with Ellemieke and everything. I am thinking that if thingsh don't improve then I may go back into football.

That ish the shuper thing with the shoccer community in Holland. They are alwaysh ready to look after one of their own, and will alwaysh find them a job.

Just yeshterday I wash having a chat with former Ajax and Mancheshter United midfielder Arnold Murhen....

 

[Zesh Rehman]

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Hey everyone. Howsh tricksh? Before I shtart, I jusht want to give a big up to the shushex boysh, espeshially little Mushy. I love him almosht ash much as Ellemieke.

Anyway, on with the newsh. I shpoke with my agent about my thoughtsh of a career change, and he shaid I should try shome new thingsh. He got me a little gig today ash MC at a mushic feshtival. "Jusht like Glashtonbury" he tellsh me. Shtupid prick.

Anyhowsh - here I am in actshion.

"PUT YOUR HANDSH IN THE AIR, LIKE YOU JUSHT DON'T CARE"

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Hey guysh, itsh Hansh. I haven't been around sho much, shinsh Ellemieke complained, sho I've been away doing loadsh of outshide broadcasht shtuff.

I jusht returned from doing a peesh on CRAZY guysh in Orange, following the national team to Moldova.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Ellemieke on the other hand hash been bushying hershelf by taking off her clothesh for shome filthy magashine. The shlut.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I know you guysh, like me are not happy to see her shully hershelf in thish manner, sho jusht for informashion purposhes here ish one from inshide thish filth.

 

[trueblue]

Hansy! Hansy! Hansy!

 

[Substitute]

Hansy! Hansy! Hansy!

hansy is a poor mans alan hansen

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Why is this not NSC gold

 

[hans kraay fan club]

hansy is a poor mans alan hansen

Nobody hash ever shaid that before mishter shubshtitute. My Good freind Johan, on the other hand, looksh quite a bit like your Mark Lawrenshun.

 

[Northstander]

 

[hans kraay fan club]

My agent hash recommended that I relaunch my mushic career. I did get to number 2, you know. He thinksh that the German market ish crying out for a middle-aged crooner with big hair. He shays they will lishten to any old shit.

With that in mind I have been out today filming the video for my new releash, a shoulful cover, of the Rod Shtewart classhic, "We are shailing"

We are shailing, we are shailing,
home again 'crossh the shea.
We are shailing shtormy watersh,
to be near you, to be free.

I bringsh a tear to your eye, doeshn't it. At leasht thatsh what the produsher shaid.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Exshellent shtuff.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Exshellent shtuff.

Will you be buying a copy mishter Frank? I will shign it for you.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Will you be buying a copy mishter Frank? I will shign it for you.

Geen dank Hans. U doet schrikken nu me !