Guess the Murray excuse

[hitony]

He's losing easily against a genuine top ten player so the question is, what "injury" is he going to blame?

I'll go with big toe.

Cheerio Andy you golly haired scotch plum.

Oh dear........

 

[severnside gull]

ha ha.
I'll own up to having a red face over that result. I'd given up a long time ago which fair play to Murray he never did.


Murray blows a gasquet LOL

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

He's losing easily against a genuine top ten player so the question is, what "injury" is he going to blame?

I'll go with big toe.

Cheerio Andy you golly haired scotch plum.

Well Simster, what say you?

 

[Marshy]

we are waiting for the apology Simster.........

 

[drew]

He's losing easily against a genuine top ten player so the question is, what "injury" is he going to blame?

I'll go with big toe.

Cheerio Andy you golly haired scotch plum.

Sorry, but do you want ketchup with those words or do you fancy a bit of piri piri?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Simster has gone missing

 

[Simster]

I left the office just after the third set finished and have been DIYing all night. I shall return to this BINFEST on my arrival at the office later this morning.

 

[Amsterdam Albion]

I left the office just after the third set finished and have been DIYing all night. I shall return to this BINFEST on my arrival at the office later this morning.

Was that meant to be an apology? I guess not - some people are only happy when people appear to fail. Glad Murray had the last laugh

 

[bhaexpress]

Simster, I do have a cloth here for you to help remove egg. Mind you, I didn't think he'd survive but I grudgingly acknowledge an outstanding performance.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

What say you now Egg Face? SImster - you have again made yourself look an utter goon.

Perhaps you would be better being quiet and making us wonder if you were stupid rather than opening your mouth and confirming that you are.

Suck my plums Simster - all hail the Scottish Legend!!!!!

 

[Jam The Man]

This'll be the match that invariably happens to the Brits.. 2 love down turned into a 2-3 win... except that Henman usually did it the other way round... in semis...

Ta da!

 

[Man of Harveys]

Maybe we could have a "Guess The Simster Excuse" thread?

 

[tip top]

and have been DIYing all night.

At least now you admit to being a long term wanker

 

[bhaexpress]

Maybe we could have a "Guess The Simster Excuse" thread?

 

[Man of Harveys]

 

[SUUUUUUUPER Kev The Ape]

Top effort. Now, try that with Sussex!

 

[Simster]

Suck my plums Simster - all hail the Scottish Legend!!!!!

Hooray! If he wins the next match (which he won't) he'll have achieved what Henman managed SIX times!

Make him an MBE!

Or maybe not.


I have no doubt that when he loses convincingly, you'll be nowhere to be seen, hiding behind your copy of the Daily Mail somewhere

 

[Questions]

Maybe we could have a "Guess The Simster Excuse" thread?

His excuse is he is a PRICK.

 

[bhaexpress]

His excuse is he is a PRICK.

Very profound I have to say I do find your posts very witty !

 

[Simster]

His excuse is he is a PRICK.

what's your excuse for being a billy no mates racist tosspot, you f***ing spanner? Apart from the fact you have a small willy.

You really are the saddest little gobshite on here.