[News] Could Dinosaurs have built the pyramids?

[Bakero]

The Dinosaurs that got the Stonehenge job must have been on the piss all night

Never trust a stegosaurus.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Erich Von Daniken in the 1960s wrote a book called Chariots of the Gods which expostulated nonsense like this, but without the dinosaurs.

 

[maffew]

Its possible monkeys using elephants and giraffes could have built them

Aliens and dinosaurs seems far fetched though

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Yes but could any of them speak Spanish?

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

Well, you've got to hand it to the Stegosaurus, he lived in a time when the Tyrannosaurus was meat eating king but their ability to build the pyramids makes them the best dinosaur for me Clive, no question.

Actually, this isn't true.

Stegosaurus was from the Jurassic era, about 150m years ago. It would have commonly be hunted by Allosaurus

T- Rex was from the late Cretaceous, approx 70m year ago

Incredibly, more time passed between Stegosaurus and T Rex, than the time between T rex and now.

Sorry, I have an 8 year old boy

 

[Dr Q]

Actually, this isn't true.

Stegosaurus was from the Jurassic era, about 150m years ago. It would have commonly be hunted by Allosaurus

T- Rex was from the late Cretaceous, approx 70m year ago

Incredibly, more time passed between Stegosaurus and T Rex, than the time between T rex and now.

Sorry, I have an 8 year old boy

and the rock that the pyramids are built of are younger than the extinction of the dinosaurs, so our lizardy forebears cannot be implicated in their construction.
(similarly stonehenge as well)

 

[Van Cleef]

and the rock that the pyramids are built of are younger than the extinction of the dinosaurs, so our lizardy forebears cannot be implicated in their construction.
(similarly stonehenge as well)

I can't work out if the aliens brought the dinosaurs forward in time or took the rock back in time. Or maybe they took some modern machinery back in time from today, but where's the fun in that.

 

[The Clamp]

The pyramids were built by humans over a long period of time, each new ruler and generation adding to what was already built before as techniques and innovation progressed.

Anyone who believes otherwise is well meaning but wrong.

 

[Questions]

My sister a big Christian told me that there are cave drawings from 6 thousand years ago which show images of dinosaurs on the walls. Apparently fossils can be made in a few thousand years.
So maybe the men did have strong labouring help to pull those giant stones up

I was actually asking her about The Old Testament and the timings

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

This is more likely

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Incredibly, more time passed between Stegosaurus and T Rex, than the time between T rex and now.

My favourite one of these is how there was more time between the Pyramids and Cleopatra, than between Cleopatra and us.
Ancient history's ancient history.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Has anybody else noticed how, when I was a child, they always said the dinosaurs became extinct 65million years ago, but now they say 66million?
Surely I'm not that much older than I like to think I am?

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Has anybody else noticed how, when I was a child, they always said the dinosaurs became extinct 65million years ago, but now they say 66million?
Surely I'm not that much older than I like to think I am?

Maybe now it is 65,500,001 years ago and so we round up instead of down?

 

[Monkey Man]

Has anybody else noticed how, when I was a child, they always said the dinosaurs became extinct 65million years ago, but now they say 66million?
Surely I'm not that much older than I like to think I am?

I remember when I was at school that we were taught the world is 4.6 billion years old. I occasionally have to remind myself that this number probably hasn't changed much since the 1980s, when I first heard it.

 

[Bakero]

My favourite one of these is how there was more time between the Pyramids and Cleopatra, than between Cleopatra and us.
Ancient history's ancient history.

My favourite is that sharks have been around longer than trees.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

I remember when I was at school that we were taught the world is 4.6 billion years old. I occasionally have to remind myself that this number probably hasn't changed much since the 1980s, when I first heard it.

Add another 40 years

 

[Bakero]

Add another 40 years

About 4,600,000,040 then. Time flies.

 

[Elbow750]

underestimate those dinosaurs at your peril....

 

[Bakero]

I mean they have passages for human use, human items and human bodies inside.

There was also at least one Raptor buried inside (found in 2014 after being hidden from public eye by the pro-human brigade), presumably a reptilian Pharaoh or perhaps a reincarnation of Sobek, the crocodile god.

How much more evidence do you need?

 

[Taybha]

Two Dinosaurs Terrance and Simon were building a pyramid and stop for a unscheduled bite to eat,out the corner of Terrence's underdeveloped eye he think he spots their boss in the distance,he turns to Simon and asks.

"Doyouthinkhesaurus"