Confirmation Vicente has signed! [Season 1: 2011]

[YouKnowUsByOurNoise]

sorry to spoil your excitiment just telling what google returns:
A left winger with exceptional technique, pace and netting ability, his career, blighted by constant injuries

good luck, im being sincere

 

[The Large One]

That's Mark Pougatch standing up.

 

[Kazenga <3]

BoF

 

[gripper stebson]

Never heard of him till today, looks to be a 30 years old, 300 games in the past 14 years!

Was not at a club at all last year and managed just 11 appearances the year before. An aging injury prone winger losing his pace and playing in a physical league.

Good luck xxx

I like the fact that Palace are still lecturing us about how tough this league is... Look at the table fella - we are doing OK at the mo.

 

[Davemania]

Great work, thats him isnt it? opposite gus

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

If he were English who could he be compared to?

Tricky winger, featured for his National team a few times, about 30, out recently with some niggly injuries, leaving a big club... Joe Cole?

he's too good to be english!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Tanno's hair is the most recognisable part of that picture!

I thought he was wearing a bowler hat

 

[Cullip4]

I was reading out some pizzas to my imaginary caller as a cunning disguise.

If NSC still did rep points, you could have all the rep points in the world.

That is genius

 

[YouKnowUsByOurNoise]

I think you're confusing him with Edgar Davids, Mr Pikey.

to be fair Edgar Davids wasn't bad but just wasn't physically fit enough for the championship

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Email it to me if you have problems...

Sorry, missed this as it was last post on the page - [MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION]

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She makes sure she gets plenty
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of our Vicente!

Absolute quality of the first order. That absolutely MUST be his song.

Loving the scum fan's bleating about ageing, injured players. That from a fan of the side who signed Thomas Brolin.

 

[Billy the Fish]

I was reading out some pizzas to my imaginary caller as a cunning disguise.

Legend

 

[Biscuit]

[MENTION=3788]Barrel of Fun[/MENTION] hunts down Poyet from his network of local 'eyes', pretends to be on his phone while subtly SNAPPING our new signing discussing terms.

You need to be made LORD Barrel of Fun for that. There isn't enough kudos in the world! Top work!!! A job in the secret service awaits.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Haha, you legend BoF.

 

[ezzoud]

Looks like Cristian Baz to me lol....

 

[dwayne]

Here we go...

So the other guy is his agent? bit rude standing up on the phone when the guy is eating innit!

 

[Brighton Boy]

love that pic BOF, send it to Andy Naylor and see if it makes it as an "Argus Exclusive"

 

[We're the Stripes]

Here we go...

Brilliant, BoF!

And to think, this time last year I was getting pretty excited about the possibility of Diego Camacho joining us, based on the fact he'd played a few seasons in La Liga. He doesn't even compare to what we're about to acquire in Vicente. In terms of pedigree, big-name-ness, pure talent and flair, this is by far the most sensational signing of my Albion supporting life. Unreal.

 

[Old Greg]

So the other guy is his agent? bit rude standing up on the phone when the guy is eating innit!

No, he is another fan, making a fake phone call...

 

[brakespear]

Here we go...

Nice work, thanks for posting