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seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
44,111
Crap Town
I was in the middle of it when it started, I was disgusted we were singing it to be honest

Made even worse when a couple about 10 rows down, must of been Leeds fans were crying and screaming for us to stop, so must of been a parent, and they just laughed and carried on....my opinion of some very close friends changed that day

I believe the fans concerned , were BHA supporters , one of whom lost his eye after being attacked in Istanbul during a trip to watch England.
 


Brovion

In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
20,268
Eh? How the f*** has the 'chants you regret' thread been merged with the 'Team for Middlesborough' one?
 






seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
44,111
Crap Town
Eh? How the f*** has the 'chants you regret' thread been merged with the 'Team for Middlesborough' one?

NSC is trying out a new layout similar to the official club website :thumbsup:
 








Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
A couple of seasons ago there were a few classics. At Dagenham and Redbridge we had the re-scheduled match in March where we won every game. We were in the overflow bit right next to the Daggers fans and a few Albion fans started singing "We'll never play you again". And then people pointed out that we were playing them a few weeks later at home.

And same season at Brentford. A couple of players get injured on the far side away from the dug-outs and finally all was sorted and the physios walked back round the pitch in front of us Albion fans. A bloke near the middle piped up to the bald physio "Oy! f*** off Baldy, you bald c*nt". The physio looked bemused and pointed out he was the Brighton physio.

...and I often used to get the "give us an A....." chant going in the family stand at Withdean but always with a fear of f***ing it up around the letters G and H. I think Krispies made that mistake a few times at the Goldstone.
 


papajaff

Well-known member
Aug 7, 2005
4,049
Brighton
...and I often used to get the "give us an A....." chant going in the family stand at Withdean but always with a fear of f***ing it up around the letters G and H.

Give us an A? What word were you trying to spell?
 


T.G

Well-known member
Mar 30, 2011
644
Shoreham-by-Sea
It's not so much a regret but I hate the "Stand up if you hate Palace" chant when we're not playing sodding Palace!

That chant usually does the rounds when the stewards attempt to get fans to sit down at the back of the North Stand. It maybe misplaced but it's effective.
 






Dave the OAP

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
47,199
at home
this was on the middlesboro team thread
:shrug:



at Brentford some time ago when we were stood next to some brighton neanderthals

"there's a black bitch on the pitch" chant aimed at their center back and " who's the ****** over there"

One or two of us NSC elderly sages nearly had our lights punched out that night when we told them what we thought of their chanting....most other brighton fans looked the other way and didnt want to get involved ( and then one or two came on here saying how disgusted they were behind the safety of their keyboards no doubt)
 


Gregory2Smith1

J'les aurai!
Sep 21, 2011
5,476
Auch
There's only one maggie thatcher,to Cardiff fans

Too young or ignorant to realise what it must of been like for all those miners to find over jobs
 




watsongooal

New member
Jul 7, 2003
2,556
Chislehurst
Where'd you get your keeper. Pound shop pound shop.

A withdean h block normal that I never really got.
 




Twizzle

New member
Aug 12, 2010
1,240
'kin hell. You're right. That should be give us a 'B'.

See the problem? I've had a couple of lunchtime drinks and already it's all gibberish. This chants malarkey is fraught with dangers.

Give you an F .... :lolol:

There was the game when Clarke (is eeevil) broke the player's leg, and ours sang "bring on the dustbin".
A bit of a sad one considering that player's career was basically binned for a year or two
 
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LowKarate

New member
Jan 6, 2004
2,002
Wombling free
Where'd you get your keeper. Pound shop pound shop.

A withdean h block normal that I never really got.

I preferred the version of this chant that I heard at an away game against Wolves around 2002, which went...

"Where'd you get your Telly at? Pound Shop Pound Shop"

...the reason being that the giant display screen in the ground had a black square in the middle because one of the panels was broken. That was a genuinely good use of the chant.
 




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