Best way to kill a cow?

[ThePompousPaladin]

Provoke it, "Come and heifer go if you think you're hard enough."

 

[HastingsSeagull]

This thread is very amoosing but what's up with all the puns? I'd think with a game coming up the steaks are high and we'd be focusing on more football related matters! So I vote we all stop this grazy talk and the mods give this thread the hoof.

 

[The Truth]

Why's everyone got such beef with cows?

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I know the best way to give a cow long life....marry her

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Leave it in a field all winter. It'll be Friesian.

 

[hybrid_x]

watch this, then return to this thread....

http://www.banliveexport.com/beyondwords

 

[binky]

http://www.strangebeaver.com/2012/06/semi-truck-goes-cow-bowling/

 

[Seagull kimchi]

If all the beef lovers had to personally rear and then kill the cows to enjoy their meat it would be a better world. At least the animals would get more than a concentration camp style existence.