Best way to kill a cow?

[Gullflyinghigh]

Stop talking bullocks

Sorry, it's just that puns have always given me the horn.

 

[Gazwag]

Sorry, it's just that puns have always given me the horn.

I find they go in one ear and out the udder

 

[Doc Lynam]

Not many people know you can ride a cow until it dies from exhaustion.

 

[WhingForPresident]

I remember a close friend of mine came back from Cambodia and was chuffed that he'd paid to blow a cow up with a bazooka.

That sounds ****ing amazing.

 

[Seagull kimchi]

That sounds ****ing amazing.

ly cruel and pointless and depressing. Why not just blow up a rock or something, it's takes as much skill and you can still high five whatever ....

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

I find they go in one ear and out the udder

Another duplication, my friend you're getting creamed, which is surely cheesing you off?

 

[TheJasperCo]

Another duplication, my friend you're getting creamed, which is surely cheesing you off?

Dairylea is no udder way of putting it.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Dairylea is no udder way of putting it.

Ok, that's good, thinking of these puns is driving me butterly grazey...

 

[TheJasperCo]

Ok, that's good, thinking of these puns is driving me butterly grazey...

Chew think you cud come up with any more?

 

[Pavilionaire]

I can't, and I've been ruminating for over an hour.

 

[ewe2]

Strangle her in red tape !

 

[METALMICKY]

Strike it in the rear portion with a banjo.............................................not so fast Mr Barnes!

 

[Mutts Nuts]

Myself & a work mate were discussing the best way to kill a cow, no weapons or clothing allowed - basically hand to hoof combat!
He thinks repeatedly punching throat & but i reckon it's better to reach in through the a*se & grab the intestines.

Oh, & chasing them off a cliff isn't allowed either.

I'm sure the font of knowledge that is NSC will triumph..thoughts please!

Rip it`s horns off and shove em up it`s arse

 

[Muzzy]

Is your misses that bad?

 

[Govinda Tim]

No way you could do it. Look what this one has done to the horse. And the evil f##kha thinks it's funny.

 

[Mackenzie]

There are a few on here who could bore it to death.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

No weapons
Cows produce milk.
Tie it's teats in a knot and wait for it to explode.

 

[Sloe Joe]

A party political broadcast by Ed or Dave Hairband or any other politician at top volume

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Chew think you cud come up with any more?

Just got back from a lovely meal and am desparate for sleep so...nope, think I'm done, little chance of coming with something beefore I pass out...

 

[Fungus]

Dunno how to kill a cow in real life, but I always like the bit in "Under The Dome" where the cow gets sliced in two...