Best way to kill a cow?

[Gullflyinghigh]

Make 'Morag' start a thread about the pros and cons on Ashley Barnes. They always get milked to death

Firstly; Yes! Morag catches on!

Secondly; That was an udderly brilliant idea, really raised the steaks.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Firstly; Yes! Morag catches on!

Secondly; That was an udderly brilliant idea, really raised the steaks.

I couldn't spell Ermintrude

 

[TheJasperCo]

Don't milk it guys.

 

[Stat Brother]

Step 1 - make sure the cow is willing to die



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Step 2 - Get a bigger gun

 

[Return of the Rev]

 

[Willy Dangle]

Why not just leave her, no need for extremes.

 

[ThePompousPaladin]

Pull the udder one!

Sorry...

 

[Pavilionaire]

Tie a sawblade to a bull's cock.

 

[Alonso Moseley]

More cowbell ?

 

[albion534]

poke it in the eyes.......then jab it in the throat

 

[wardy wonder land]

run at it hard from the side,
knock it over,
knee on the throat,
twist the head as far round as you can go,
hold on until it sufficates with a closed windpipe

season to taste

 

[Iamapen15]

I remember a close friend of mine came back from Cambodia and was chuffed that he'd paid to blow a cow up with a bazooka.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Easy.

Show it the contents of some of the "Song idea" threads on NSC. It'll kill itself within 25 seconds

 

[edna krabappel]

Take it for a ride on the back of your moped, without letting it wear a helmet.

 

[Easy 10]

Pull all its hair out, leaving it bald and exposed to the elements.

It'll be fresian.

 

[Gazwag]

Pull all its hair out, leaving it bald and exposed to the elements.

It'll be fresian.

Not if his mate lends him his Jersey

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Pull all its hair out, leaving it bald and exposed to the elements.

It'll be fresian.

Surely that's more likely to anger it? It'd probably go bullistic.



Sorry.

 

[madinthehead]

Surely that's more likely to anger it? It'd probably go bullistic.



Sorry.

Quickly MOOving on....

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Quickly MOOving on....

Moo's been used already I think, we've herd it before...

 

[Gazwag]

Moo's been used already I think, we've herd it before...

Stop talking bullocks