Best line in a movie?

[Garage_Doors]

Did someone order a ****, cos one's just turned up. From the Business.

 

[Badger]

From Happy Gilmore:
Grandma: "Sir, could I trouble you for a glass or warm milk? It helps put me to sleep."
Orderly: "You could trouble me for a warm glass of SHUT-THE-HELL-UP! Now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag, you're in my World now Grandma"

 

[Meade's Ball]

"Now, you listen to me Mr Grand High Poobah of Upper Buttcrack, i'm just about half-past give a shit with your fun and games."

Kathy Bates in Dolores Claiborne.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Listen, you f***ing fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not.
You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your f***ing Jacobs off.
Snatch.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

'Hale knew, before he had been in Brighton three hours, that they meant to murder him'

 

[Elvis]

See my signature, Stanley Baker in ZULU.

 

[crasher]

From Duck Soup:
Prosecutor: Something must be done! War would mean a prohibitive increase in our taxes.
Chico: Hey, I got an uncle lives in Taxes.
Prosecutor: No, I'm talking about taxes - money, dollars!
Chico: Dollars! There's-a where my uncle lives! Dollars, Taxes!

 

[acrossthepond]

"This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one is mine...."

 

[Pumba04]

Steph: Going to be one of the faces?
Jimmy: What do you mean going to be? I am one of the faces!

 

[Two Professors]

What's the matter Colonel Sanders.............chicken?(Spaceballs)

 

[Pbseagull]

...And Danny is played by an Albion fan I believe, although I have never (yet) seen the film.

Ralph Brown. not only a good actor but superb taste in which Football team to support!

If you ever get the opportunity Norman it's a film worth watching

 

[JCL - the new kid in town]

...And Danny is played by an Albion fan I believe, although I have never (yet) seen the film.

Yes he is, Ralph Brown who i'm pretty sure i saw "at home" in Gillingham once. He is also the head prison guard in football film Mean machine with vinne Jones and there are pictures of the club badge on his office wall

Edit: Pbseagull beat me to it

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

do you know what nemesis means? a righteous act of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. personified in this case by an 'orrible c'unt.


me

 

[BHAWise]

"mate, mate, mate. Your fat and i'll throw you in the river"
Ray Winstone. Love Honor & Obey

 

[5mins-from-amex]

''say hello to my little friend''

 

[sweetmods]

"Sew............sew like the wind" - The Three Amigos

 

[sweetmods]

"and like that..........puff........he was gone" - The Usual Suspects

 

[Beach Hut]

Is this the man who... wrecked the buffet at the Harrow club this morning?

Beverly Hills Cop 1

 

[ezmally]

Dumb and Dumber
Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

And my signature from the Goonies.

 

[pezza]

fix bayonets
love, honour and obay

cracks me up everytime