Best line in a movie?

[Pbseagull]

"Ohh... I'm a man!"........"Nobody's perfect!" Some like it hot

 

[Doc Lynam]

"Theres no way, no way, you could come from my loins!" Buford T Justice, Smokey and the Bandit

 

[Bhafcman]

Bitches Leave! on robbocop, I'm still awaiting the appropriate moment to drop that line myself

 

[Bhafcman]

Bitches Leave! on robbocop, I'm still awaiting the appropriate moment to drop that line me-self

 

[JJB]

"I could have been a contender, I could have been somebody" Marlon Brando - On The Waterfront

“I’m Tony Montana…you f**k with me, you f***ing with The Best” Al Pacino - Scarface

"My Precious" Andy Serkis - Lord of the Rings

 

[Pbseagull]

"I'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer. I'm gonna make his mother wish she never had him - make him into dog meat... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should f*** him or fight him." Robert De Niro Raging Bull

 

[JJB]

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." Marlon Brando - The Godfather

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

was it 5 or was it 6,go ahead punk,make my day

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Yul Brenner: How 'bout I beat your butt right now?
Sanka Coffie: How 'bout I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?

 

[catfish]

Welease Wodney

 

[Pbseagull]

"Who's the Daddy Now!?" Ray Winstone - Scum

 

[Pbseagull]

Welease Wodney

He's a wobber

 

[Easy 10]

"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hitting niggers to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talking, hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass".

- Marcellus Wallace


NOBODY writes dialogue like Tarantino

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

All right! You put a shiv in my partner. You know what that means? Goddammit! All winter long I got to listen to him gripe about his bowling scores. Now I'm gonna bust your ass for those three bags and I'm gonna nail you for picking your feet in Poughkeepsie.

 

[GYM]

I love lamp!

Hey theres skittles in there!

If you aint first your last!

I fuckin hate pikey's!

Honey, Do you think KFC's still open?

Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.

I love crepes!

Sexpanther 60% of the time it works everytime!

 

[Doc Lynam]

Jnr " Why dont we move down here?"
Buford T Justuice "Why dont YOU move down here?"
Jnr " Oh daddy im NEVER leaving home, thats a promise!"
Buford T Justice " Dont you ever, EVER, threaten your daddy like that again!" Smokey and the Bandit

 

[So.CalGull]

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

or in the same tone....

"Don't throw those bloody spears at me"

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

State Trooper: What the hell are you driving here?
Del: We had a small fire last night, but we caught it in the nick of time.
State Trooper: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Del: Funny enough, I was just talking to my friend about that. Our speedometer has melted and as a result it's very hard to see with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going.

……and many other classics from “Planes, Trains and Automobiles”

 

[tubby]

"Where the f**ks my truck?" - Stripes

 

[Pavilionaire]

"By the beard of Zeus!" Will Ferrell in Anchorman.

From the same movie I prefer: "Milk...was a bad choice "