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A thread for people who were not fans of Prince or his music
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Megazone
On his last warning
double post
Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
- 26,121
Blimey. From that, I assume you think it's okay for partners to smash their girlfriends about and it still doesn't explain the comment about most men wanting to hit a woman. I honestly didn't think blokes thought like that anymore. You've surprised me.
StonehamPark
#Brighton-Nil
Just an attention seeking wind up merchant.
He's succeeded, and sadly this is probably the highlight of his day.
sir albion
New member
Always saw him as a bit of a freak although different isn't always a bad thing....RIP
OP: Idiot. Beyond words to start a thread like this. Someone has died. Someone with more talent, love and soul in his heart than the OP will ever possess. Idiot of the highest order.
Albumen
Don't wait for me!
You've given me an idea. Maybe I'll create a similar attention seeking thread about you when you die of moaning.
Megazone
On his last warning
John Bumlick
Banned
I'd just like to congratulate all involved in thread - quite stupendously amusing. Dickery, preciousness and hypocrisy all in one place. Well played, well played indeed.
El Sid
Well-known member
I would reluctantly swap my Prince collection for a Charlton ticket.
Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
- 26,121
Sorry, I'm lost. Isn't that a traditional folk song? What part of that do you take offence at? Genuine question.
Honky Tonx
New member
http://videos.sapo.pt/qm89J3ECVgZzl2Od82Pr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFNW5F8K9Y.
Watch and learn. Not everybody has the same musical tastes, but you can't deny that he was an extremely talented guitarist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFNW5F8K9Y.
Watch and learn. Not everybody has the same musical tastes, but you can't deny that he was an extremely talented guitarist.
Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
- 26,121
And you coming on with your usual post about how much shitter everyone is than you probably completes a fair few NSC bingo cards. Trebles all round!
Megazone
On his last warning
Just in case you've forgotten, it's Prince who has just died, not Sinead O'connor.
Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
- 26,121
Yeah but I was replying to your post about the Sinead song explaining your desire to punch her in the face. You said all would become clear. Honestly, it's not, could you explain?
Megazone
On his last warning
I had no intention whatsoever of punching her in the face. Where have I typed this?
I would intend on punching her ankle. Take her down like a tree.
You know that strange thing that puppies do?
You know - they spread their back legs, concentrate and drag themselves across the floor with their front legs, their arse trailing behind them?
Why do they do that? What are they trying to achieve?
They give every indication of enjoyment - great big grin, tail wagging like a helicopter rotor, tongue lolling out and so-on.
It must have it's attractions so, in the spirit of academic research I thought I'd give it a go and see what all the fuss is about.
Well, it wasn't any fun at all, I can tell you. It ****ing hurt places you don't want to hurt.
Admittedly our dining room is covered with a great big coconut hair mat which amplified the chafing somewhat. Perhaps I should have left my underpants on.
Our dinner guests weren't particularly impressed either, the recently divorced MILF from next door left nearly all of her artisan liquid chocolate brownie, and Father O'Grady made his excuses half way through the soup course.
But I digress. Can you imagine the sheer agony of dragging your meat and two veg across a coconut fibre mat? The excruciating pain as your wife gently tweezes out the splinters that have embedded themselves in the top of your helmet whilst she's trying to watch 'First Dates' over your shoulder?
The throbbing rawness that persists around your Galdalf's hat for hours....days.....weeks.... after the experience?
What I'm trying to say is that it was possibly the most painful thing I have ever experienced.
Until I read yet another tedious whiny thread started by the OP.
Now, where did I leave my cheese grater?
Sent from Konnie Huq's lingerie drawer.
You know - they spread their back legs, concentrate and drag themselves across the floor with their front legs, their arse trailing behind them?
Why do they do that? What are they trying to achieve?
They give every indication of enjoyment - great big grin, tail wagging like a helicopter rotor, tongue lolling out and so-on.
It must have it's attractions so, in the spirit of academic research I thought I'd give it a go and see what all the fuss is about.
Well, it wasn't any fun at all, I can tell you. It ****ing hurt places you don't want to hurt.
Admittedly our dining room is covered with a great big coconut hair mat which amplified the chafing somewhat. Perhaps I should have left my underpants on.
Our dinner guests weren't particularly impressed either, the recently divorced MILF from next door left nearly all of her artisan liquid chocolate brownie, and Father O'Grady made his excuses half way through the soup course.
But I digress. Can you imagine the sheer agony of dragging your meat and two veg across a coconut fibre mat? The excruciating pain as your wife gently tweezes out the splinters that have embedded themselves in the top of your helmet whilst she's trying to watch 'First Dates' over your shoulder?
The throbbing rawness that persists around your Galdalf's hat for hours....days.....weeks.... after the experience?
What I'm trying to say is that it was possibly the most painful thing I have ever experienced.
Until I read yet another tedious whiny thread started by the OP.
Now, where did I leave my cheese grater?
Sent from Konnie Huq's lingerie drawer.
gregbrighton
New member
This is the wrong sort of forum for that sort of post. Try Xhamster.
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
I made a separate thread to post your favourite Prince tracks:
He was a genius, him combined with radiohead ! Strange combination but for me works very well !!
He was a genius, him combined with radiohead ! Strange combination but for me works very well !!