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***2013 Worlds Hardest Creature Competition- Semi Finals- Honey Badger vs Crocodile***
- Thread starter turienzo's lovechild
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Bladders
Twats everywhere
The Croc has hung on for millions of years, I'm sure he can manage another 8 minutes.
Hillian1
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Bladders
Twats everywhere
Hawks, falcons, eagles, mongoose, rodents and pretty much any flesh eating predator who gets the opportunity is going to eat a snake.
Hillian1
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Either, they're both harder than the cute little Scrappy Doo lookalike.
That was a very difficult choice, this semi is going to penalties but eventually I gave it to the croc depite the fact that I have held one with only some cellotape to protect me, I just can't past him he is built to kill nothing else. The Honey Badger get an honourable mention for is tenacity and agression but he is just not the killing machine a croc is.
MattBackHome
Well-known member
- Jul 7, 2003
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Vote badger
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
Oops. I was a raging frothy mess. I am immune to good quality spelling when in such a state.amune?
Calm now that justice has been done and looking forward to an absolute TREAT of a final.
Garry Nelson's Left Foot
Well-known member
What. A. Contest. 
The croc marches on to his third final. Is this finally going to be his year, thrice a losing semi finalist, twice a runner up, can he take the final step and ensure his WHC immortality?
Unfortunately he is up against his nemesis, the one competitor with an even better record than his, the competitor who beat him in those two finals, the competitor who has never lost a match in the WHC, the Polar Bear.
Having seen off a former champion and 'the peoples champion' already in this years competition he must be feeling pretty good about his chances of making it third time lucky. What a final awaits!
Commiserations to the honey badger, a fine competitor.
The croc marches on to his third final. Is this finally going to be his year, thrice a losing semi finalist, twice a runner up, can he take the final step and ensure his WHC immortality?
Unfortunately he is up against his nemesis, the one competitor with an even better record than his, the competitor who beat him in those two finals, the competitor who has never lost a match in the WHC, the Polar Bear.
Having seen off a former champion and 'the peoples champion' already in this years competition he must be feeling pretty good about his chances of making it third time lucky. What a final awaits!
Commiserations to the honey badger, a fine competitor.
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
- 8,212
Glad the right contestant won here, if the Honey Badger had one just because it makes a lot of noise and snarls a bit because a lion or whatever has become curious and wandered over to look at it (not attack it) then surely the Chiwawa must be a cert for next years competition based on its similar behaviour in these types of situations. - Oh look theres a human wandering towards me, so it goes mad, barks alot and then tries to hump that persons leg to death (would a HB try doing that to a lion.)
MattBackHome
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- Jul 7, 2003
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I demand a 'People's Final'.
It's what Princess Diana would have wanted.
It's what Princess Diana would have wanted.
Bladders
Twats everywhere
I wouldn'd mind a 3rd place payoff just so I can see that stupid bird get trounced.
OurPrice
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- Nov 22, 2012
- 70
Agreed.
Hillian1
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That would be like asking "Who would win in a fight, Dame Edna Everage or Dick Emery"
Stumpy Tim
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What. A. Contest.
The croc marches on to his third final. Is this finally going to be his year, thrice a losing semi finalist, twice a runner up, can he take the final step and ensure his WHC immortality?
Unfortunately he is up against his nemesis, the one competitor with an even better record than his, the competitor who beat him in those two finals, the competitor who has never lost a match in the WHC, the Polar Bear.
Having seen off a former champion and 'the peoples champion' already in this years competition he must be feeling pretty good about his chances of making it third time lucky. What a final awaits!
Commiserations to the honey badger, a fine competitor.
You've got to feel for the croc. The croc used to lose out to the dinosaur, and just when he thought he had seen off that competitor, up pops the Polar Bear. The croc really deserves a title, but I'm just not sure he can beat the bear.
I'm sure the croc will take a lot of heart from Andy Murray's US Open win