***2013 Worlds Hardest Creature Competition- Round 1, Group A***

[Laughing Gravy]

Pound for pound, these little fuckers would take some beating.

 

[Giraffe]

this whole post is wrong....you're mixing up the ability to survive/intelligence with hardness

being hard is not inventing a gun and killing an animal with it....i'd love to see a man kill a polar bear without a weapon....not going to happen though is it

I think it's pretty hard to rule the animal kingdom?

Which is the better person the person that wins a debate by conversation or the one who beats someone senseless?

I think it is hard to survive without resorting to bare knuckle violence.

 

[Worthingite]

When is Group B coming up? I'm pretty much nailed on for the Great White if it is involved. Mental piece of shit, nasty bastard.

 

[Kazenga <3]

I think it's pretty hard to rule the animal kingdom?

Which is the better person the person that wins a debate by conversation or the one who beats someone senseless?

I think it is hard to survive without resorting to bare knuckle violence.

Obviously bullied as a child.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

When is Group B coming up? I'm pretty much nailed on for the Great White if it is involved. Mental piece of shit, nasty bastard.

errr...it's already there

 

[Shifty89]

Stick a Human in the Antarctica with just his skin, he'll be dead within a day.

That is a silly argument! Stick a honey badger in the arctic and that would be dead within a day too. Stick a polar bear in the middle of the Sahara and it would die of some sort of heat stroke within a day (probably?), stick a great white shark on land and it would die, stick a wolf underwater and it would drown etc.

Anyway, the only reason modern day humans can live the life of luxury and don't have to be hard is because they have fought their way to the top of the foodchain! Those hard bastards who lived in the ice age hunting f***ing huge arse mammoths with nothing but pointy sticks were pretty hard right?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

I think it's pretty hard to rule the animal kingdom?

Which is the better person the person that wins a debate by conversation or the one who beats someone senseless?

I think it is hard to survive without resorting to bare knuckle violence.

literally everything you say here points to intelligence over hardness

ever been in an office when a wasp has flown in? humans really show off their hardness then by running around screaming

 

[Dick Head]

I wonder if the mosquito made it to the group stage.

 

[Giraffe]

literally everything you say here points to intelligence over hardness

ever been in an office when a wasp has flown in? humans really show off their hardness then by running around screaming

The stupid one's do yes, the females. But the males who as pointed out above have for years fought for supremacy in this planet just sit there and watch it, or in the primitive male run after it swatting repeatedly.

 

[TSB]

I like the selection of Ryan Harley to represent Humanity. I don't think that will help in the quest for votes.

I appear to be wrong

 

[The Modfather]

Honey Badger

 

[MattBackHome]

Humans are the least hard animal in this competition. But this sort of debate is exactly what the competition is about.

GNLF: I just wanted to raise awareness of Team Honey Badger to all potential JCLs. Cape Buffalo is badass, but you know where my true loyalties lie!