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Late Kick Off- Mark Bright



poidy

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Aug 3, 2009
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Anyone else notice the fear and concern ebbed all over Mark Bright's face when questioned about the prospect of a Brighton Palace play off semi final on Late Kick Off last night.

I don't think he fancies there chances
 

Bevendean Hillbilly

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Sep 4, 2006
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Nestling in green nowhere
I cannot stick that Bellend. Ruins that show for me. What kind of gusset wears fecking brown slip ons with blue socks? That grinning fool. His is a face I would never tire of kicking.
 

Ninja Elephant

Doctor Elephant
Feb 16, 2009
18,855
I cannot stick that Bellend. Ruins that show for me. What kind of gusset wears fecking brown slip ons with blue socks? That grinning fool. His is a face I would never tire of kicking.

Fantastically well written and thought out post. A little too easy on Bright, if anything. The man has NO redeeming features.
 

poidy

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Aug 3, 2009
1,842
I cannot stick that Bellend. Ruins that show for me. What kind of gusset wears fecking brown slip ons with blue socks? That grinning fool. His is a face I would never tire of kicking.

Given his role as a panellist I don't think its too much to ask that he at least attempts to hide his disdain for us and perhaps employs some remnants of impartiality from time to time.

His shameless lusting of our moronic neighbours up the A23 is quite frankly embarrassing. I cannot wait to see that smug grin wiped of his gormless face on the 13th May
 


Springal

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Feb 12, 2005
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GOSBTS
He came to Paddys Day Massacre with that bellend Parish who was driving a yellow Ferrari.... Didn't hang around after
 

Willy Dangle

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Aug 31, 2011
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Given his role as a panellist I don't think its too much to ask that he at least attempts to hide his disdain for us and perhaps employs some remnants of impartiality from time to time.

His shameless lusting of our moronic neighbours up the A23 is quite frankly embarrassing. I cannot wait to see that smug grin wiped of his gormless face on the 13th May

Start a petition to get Aspinall on there.
 


poidy

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Aug 3, 2009
1,842
Start a petition to get Aspinal on there.

...And have to endure one of 8 different pronunciations of Leonardo Ulloa every time he scores.

I think ill stick with Bright
 


Dec 16, 2010
3,613
Over there
On late kick off, that bellend has gone from cocky and arrogantly confident, to confident to hopeful to a cringey prediction that probably Brighton or Watford are going up via the play offs.
That bloke has about as much charm and charisma as a burnt out caravan.....


full of shit
 

SeagullSongs

And it's all gone quiet..
Oct 10, 2011
6,937
Southampton
...And have to endure one of 8 different pronunciations of Leonardo Ulloa every time he scores.

I think ill stick with Bright

Don't you mean THE CYCLONE?
 


Couldn't Be Hyypia

We've come a long long way together
NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Nov 12, 2006
15,884
Near Dorchester, Dorset
Given his role as a panellist I don't think its too much to ask that he at least attempts to hide his disdain for us and perhaps employs some remnants of impartiality from time to time.

His shameless lusting of our moronic neighbours up the A23 is quite frankly embarrassing. I cannot wait to see that smug grin wiped of his gormless face on the 13th May

Agreed. I was thinking the same thing. Complete lack of professionalism and makes for painfully dull viewing.
 

Bevendean Hillbilly

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Sep 4, 2006
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Nestling in green nowhere
He came to Paddys Day Massacre with that bellend Parish who was driving a yellow Ferrari.... Didn't hang around after

A yellow Ferrari you say? The man is a style icon for micro genitalled hairdressers and high class rent boys everywhere. The only reason I would choose a Ferrari to give Bright a lift in is so that I could floor the ****er and get me to wherever I was going tout suite and thereby keep conversation to a bare minimum. I'd want to be going at warp speed so the G force would keep "brighty" pinned in his seat with his perma grin held in a rictus so the only sound he could utter would be "uuuuuurrrrggghhhh".

That would be the way I'd like to see him present on TLKO...hang on, it is the way he presents already. At least that's what I hear whenever he speaks. A load of ****ing pointless noise.
 

Willy Dangle

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Aug 31, 2011
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Aspinall....Albion legend....a speech impediment is nothing to take the mick for.....

No piss taking from me it was a serious comment and I would love to see him on there. Anyone taking the p out of that man after what he has been through is a low human being.
 

Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
Seriously now...is there no way that we can raise a petition to rid our screens of this moronic plank? We've acted en masse before For much less admirable ends.

If we can rick roll bournemouths club song, disrupt the "man of the year" poll in Yellowknife and raise millions for REMF...surely "get Mark Bright off my telly" is a noble cause my brothers.
 


Surf's Up

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Jul 17, 2011
10,135
Here
A yellow Ferrari you say? The man is a style icon for micro genitalled hairdressers and high class rent boys everywhere. The only reason I would choose a Ferrari to give Bright a lift in is so that I could floor the ****er and get me to wherever I was going tout suite and thereby keep conversation to a bare minimum. I'd want to be going at warp speed so the G force would keep "brighty" pinned in his seat with his perma grin held in a rictus so the only sound he could utter would be "uuuuuurrrrggghhhh".

That would be the way I'd like to see him present on TLKO...hang on, it is the way he presents already. At least that's what I hear whenever he speaks. A load of ****ing pointless noise.

Excellent post, very funny!
 

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