Late Kick Off- Mark Bright

[Thunder Bolt]

I choose the South & West version which still shows Brighton but without the Palace bore.

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Bright openly admitted Palace don't want to play Brighton in the play-offs (while forgetting to point out that they haven't actually qualified for them yet). That's a back-handed compliment, at least. While I don't think he's much of a pundit, I also prefer his honest bias to the usual televisual platitudes. "As long as football's the winner," etc. Nuts to that.

 

[Leighgull]

A yellow Ferrari you say? The man is a style icon for micro genitalled hairdressers and high class rent boys everywhere. The only reason I would choose a Ferrari to give Bright a lift in is so that I could floor the ****er and get me to wherever I was going tout suite and thereby keep conversation to a bare minimum. I'd want to be going at warp speed so the G force would keep "brighty" pinned in his seat with his perma grin held in a rictus so the only sound he could utter would be "uuuuuurrrrggghhhh".

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[MENTION=5076]Bevendean Hillbilly[/MENTION]...comedy genius!