Yup, did exactly what any reasonable non-rotter would be expected to do in similar circumstances. Abandon family and friends, including his younger sister recently-injected-with-date-rape-drug-by-Albanian-looking-gangsters, to run away to a safe distance and phone his agent. Perfectly...
Seeing as how ol' slabhead was gormless enough to be wearing shorts for that apology of an interview , shame the BBC apologist interviewer didn't just ask to see his 'damaged' legs, seeing as how they were only 'damaged' a couple of days ago and must still be showing some signs of bruising shirley
Makes you wonder why they bother fannying around with organised crime when they could just open a bar and legally fleece half-bright EPL footballers of £63k and still be home in time for tea
Another report says she was poked in the arm with a metal straw, presumably from some naff ludicrously priced cocktail. Anything to shine a positive light on Hero Harry eh? Same PR firm as punchy cricketer Ben Stokes anybody?
Loving the way the PR team are now making a bold bid to spin the narrative into 'Hero Harry bravely defends honour of sister stabbed by Albanian gangster types'. That's classic EPL spin right there :clap2:
Not known for their brightness tho eh? With rare exceptions, always far more interested in going on the piss than anything remotely to do with elite sport performance. That's why the Albion player's don't have Championship Winners medals to show their grandkids
Blockheads :tosser: