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I have just had a pint of slops, come on give a drunk a break...

Make me

Oi Oi Saveloy.... Bartender, Bartender, come on it's match day and I thought I would get here early and save a spot by the window. I Will have a pint of slops and a whiskey chaser, and can you pop the Pogoes on the sound system. Where is everyone.

Oi landlord, Codner pharmaceuticals said there were some big knockers on here.... Where are they then, and what time do they start twirling the tassels ! I will be over here in the corner eating my German sausage...

Good choice Landlord, Just what was the interview process like ? Ah Olga, very nice breakfast and a pint.... :) (oh dear just seen the little caption at the bottom of the picture !!)

You know the rules fella... liquor in the front poker in the rear

Can I still smoke in the saloon bar ?

Jebus Spielberg........ This place has been neglected for ages, we have won League one and now play in a shiny new stadium since I last came in here. Double sailor Jerry on the rocks please.

I will do anything not to go in a trench again governor ........

Hello one and all.......... Happy St Georges day people Barman my good fellow may i please have a................

Are you still serving guv ?

Barman can i have a large Salior jerry on the rocks (Oooh eerrr) and a pint of snakebite and black, heres my card put it behind the bar i maybe here a while. get yourself one and the first ten people through the door, im pissed off cheers everyone :cheers:

Morning Guv, Pint of snakebite & black and a packet of pork scratchings please. Anyone fancy a game of Arrows ?

What.........! :drink: Who said what now..........! :drink: They do what now............! :drink: What.................! :drink: They dont What..............! :drink: Get drunk..........start fights.............and..................:flounce: around ! :drink: Sounds a...

Jesus..............its empty in here tonight, where is everyone ?

What finger snacks have ya got Gov ? pork scratchings perhaps !!

Did i leave my cigs in here last night ?

come on who digs ma new threads man.....!

Ello guv gezza pint o snakebite and black please.................

Oh bollox, my head hurts ............where am i ? Oh its the beer garden ......... guess i will sit here for an hour and have a couple of smokes .......and wait for that miserable ol landlord to open up again.