The North Stand Chat Arms

[HG201]

Hi,do you have to be a paying customer to use your toilets?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

You need to buy a drink and I will give you a key to the Shed. But be wanred the bucket is close to full now. Also I can only afford the greasy toilet paper like wiping your arse with a crisp packet.

 

[HG201]

You need to buy a drink and I will give you a key to the Shed. But be wanred the bucket is close to full now. Also I can only afford the greasy toilet paper like wiping your arse with a crisp packet.

Oh well that will have to do, just make it 56 pints of Fosters please

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Saturday 8th August 2009 - 8 PM

An evening with Brett Mendoza

Brett will entertain everyone with his tales of media whoreship incluing his legendary " a week end with Peter and Jacqui Ward ".

After this the REMF 8 DVD will be played in full and can be purchased from Alan Wares on the night for £ 10 a copy.

I only hoping Alan will behave himself and in preparation I have lifted his banning order. Hove Born & Bred it barred for the month of August however or until he settles his 50% share of the £ 500 toilet repair bill.

 

[defrocked priest]

Before

After

Consider it dun !!

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

Morning Guv, Pint of snakebite & black and a packet of pork scratchings please. Anyone fancy a game of Arrows ?

 

[Spun Cuppa]

I'll have a pint of Peroni thanks barman...

*choking* Only £4? Very reasonable

I think I'll have another...

 

[Kick Ass Minton]

1 Kopperberg (or Kopparberg) please

We only have the pear one and that will be $8

Cant find it for love nor money over here in NYC - trying to convince the landlord down at the local beerhall to get the mixed fruits imported from UK but without much luck so far - even offered to take a couple of crates of his hands for trade price plus whatever mark up he wants....

 

[Spun Cuppa]

1 Kopperberg (or Kopparberg) please

We only have the pear one and that will be $8

Cant find it for love nor money over here in NYC - trying to convince the landlord down at the local beerhall to get the mixed fruits imported from UK but without much luck so far - even offered to take a couple of crates of his hands for trade price plus whatever mark up he wants....

When I went on the wagon for two years, I used to drink the non-alcoholic version of this. Fizzy apple-ade

Eventually drove me back on the drink

 

[Kick Ass Minton]

When I went on the wagon for two years, I used to drink the non-alcoholic version of this. Fizzy apple-ade

Eventually drove me back on the drink

Just sent an email enquiry to the NY distributor for Kopparberg - I think im becoming an alchy as well !

 

[Spun Cuppa]

TBH I'm on my fourth can of Tescos 4% Imported lager and it looks like an early bath and no Doris action for SC tonite

Unless any ladeeeez are feeling particularly lonesome and have sherbert fare, or live within BH buses Saver ticket boundaries?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Welcome my customers. The pub is just about holding off the receivers and any custon is appreciated.

Das Reich came in last week wearing an SS uniform with shiny boots but he was immediately banned and shown the door.

The toilets are working fine and I have a new barmaid Annie from Poland.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Can I come back now GG?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Only if you promise NOT to get your Cock out again.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Only if you promise NOT to get your Cock out again.

Well its not worth it then is it. If I can't even bring my pet rooster

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

Not much in the way of ladies in here..................then again this is Brighton.
Turns & walks back out.

 

[The Ringleader]

I'll Have a Pint US

 

[throbinson]

What's the special today

 

[Barry Izbak]

Surely not again?

Red cards every other week, new injuries to Jimmy Mac each time he is ready to come back, coach crashes.......it's like Groundhog Season.

 

[essbee]

the toilet's sinks are overflowing....and a flood is in the offing...

well, they would be - toilet paper is a good sink stopper when
the taps have been left going full-tilt.

That'll be the last time a bad pint is served to me in this dive.