Where in Bromley, jeezus, it's like talking to my gran. Why are people phoning you thru the night? are you forex trading? I'm waiting for manipulation at a key level on cable for a long. Downgrade's priced in.
LOL, Morden Hall that's down the road from me. It's hardly Wimbledon Village. Where is this Phipps Bridge? I've vaguely heard the name somewhere but presume it's pikey central. Balham is surprisingly guam, away from the horrendous high street, it's gone up in the world recently. I do know a...
Whereabouts? My cousin lives in the nice part of Bromley. So you've achieved the heady heights of 'working' (in the loosest sense of the term) in the public sector then? You go out drinking in Lewisham in your spare time? blimey, nowt as weird as folk.
Why did you grace us with your presence Butterball? Sealing a multi-billion pound deal in the City with a client? Nodded off on the train to Haywards Heath? On a sightseeing trip to Peckham?
West Wimbledon actually, EDS. It's a younger, more cutting edge High Salvington. Ollie Reid's son drinks in one of the nearby boozers and Muhammed Ali visited a chinky there. Aside from that nothing has ever happened in Raynes Park but it's near Richmond Park, Wimbledon Village, Twickers...
Churches are booming in immigrant areas. Poles keep the Catholic church going in this country, darkies with baptist bilge and chinky/Korean nutters with some other weird moonie-type, mumbo jumbo. You always know you're in a darky area on the tube as some nutter'll get on and open up a bible...
The fact that you don't 'know anything that's dirt cheap in London' says more about you than it does about London. Where do you live? Lots of places are 15 minutes from Lewisham?
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It's true I tell you, he was called Straw. Penfold Way. Last I heard he had moved out of Steyning, admittedly. The crucifix-burners opposite began to annoy him after a while.
It's what I call darkies when there's a Daily Mail audience present as it's what Cpl Jones called them in "Dad's Army". There is, therefore, the inference that said DM audience would call them 'fuzzy wuzzies' and therefore be like Cpl Jones (a senile old fart who's deluded enough to believe...