As i suggested in an earlier post we need plenty of bodies in because of our European adventure, unlike Chelsea who are accumulating more bodies than Burke and Hare and of course are not involved in European adventures.
But the three players who we sold to Chelsea do not resemble apes in the slightest so with all due respect your reply could be misinterpreted as a touch racist surely.
Chelsea's recruitment reminds me of the scene from Planet of The Apes where the apes on horseback round up the human's with nets. Maybe someone on NSC can replicate that scene with the apes in Chelsea shirts, could be amusing.
Clubs will increase the value of their players because we have a bit of cash. If we want and need a particular player urgently we will have to cough up in my opinion.
I think the Samaritans are based up there now so purchase a return ticket, The Samaritans are tremendous organisation and their work should be applauded. ( I appreciate your post is darkly humourous )