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£1 in a sweepstake brought me £40. Woo hoo!

There once was a sheik from Algiers, Who said to his harem, "My dears, You may think it odd o'me, But I've given up sodomy, And taken up f*cking." Loud cheers! Then up spoke his friend the mahout, "F*cking's all very well, I've no doubt, But I just had a bunk, Up an elephant's trunk." Cries of...

.....from the South. Just remember that. The last few seasons have been a roller coaster and where we are is no one individuals fault. I would like to say to Dick Knight, Mark McGhee and ALL the team. "Thanks for everything." Considering the stadium and monetary situation they have all...

The 'hand from the grave' scene in Carrie certainly made me jump in the cinema. So much so I grabbed the top of my girlfriends leg in terror!:angel:

What I can't understand is that they appear totally unaware of the rest of society laughing at them! Chav fasion is a satement that says "I'm a stupid twat with no taste and not a single original thought in my head."

Gillingham, Cardiff, and Rotherham go down. That'll do for me!

The expression 'get it yourself' springs to mind.:lolol:

This has been coming for months, there are many posters on here who are full of their own self importance. Self proclaimed 'voices of the fans' are fair game for his kind of thing and someone with a sense of humor was going to take advantage of the situation. However, there are many other...

When we played there and got promotion there was a fat ginger tosser with a moustache who started to give it large to my son of 17 after he asked him to kneel down so he could see what was going on. Some stewards are fine but others seem to be trying to compensate for their lack of standing...

Anyone remember Stackridge?

Dr Feelgood Kursaal Flyers Joe Cool and the Strummers

Now you know how it works, those for whom it didn't work need to brush up on their simple arithmetic!!:lolol: :dunce: :lolol:

Right every time! That is weird!!!!

Apparently not.

Hitch hikers seem few and far between nowadays but I used to hitch regulary so I would be inclined to pick them up.

There were bands around at the same time who wrote genuinely innovative music and had truly unique styles, and those bands had a much greater influence on other performers. The Beatles were the teen idols of their day and while they wrote their own songs a lot of the early stuff was real lowest...

Beatles - Most over rated band ever.

There is a lot of local feeling that Madejski does not really want success at the highest level. Once again Reading were in the playoffs at Christmas and what they needed was investment in some decent young players to consolidate their position and push for promotion. However Madejski kept his...

Animals don't have rights, rights are enshrined in law for people who can choose to excercise their domination over animals howsoever they wish. The Fox Hunting ban was a high profile tactic of the Labour party to ingratiate themselves with those who felt that 'the upper classes should be put...

I saw the TV programme Shameless for the first time the other evening on Channel 4. It looked really funny, does anyone else watch it, is it worth buying the first series on DVD? How true to life is it?