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Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. http://65.108.174.158/cnn.html I might use that line in future...

An article from The Guardian. Semi-interesting, whatever your opinions... http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,1057323,00.html

You want a Ferrari. You'd settle for an Audi. You've got a Skoda. You want to be a singer in a band. You'd settle for singing in the bath. You end up on the bus, wailing along to your Walkman, hitting three notes out of five and changing key every two bars. and so on...

Sorry.

I consider this to be THE biggest con put upon the British viewing public. Soaps, gardening, antiques and reality TV programmes dominate the schedules, mixed in with the repeats. The BBC have the best of both worlds. Not only do they rake in VAST quantities of cash from us, their UK stations on...

Splitting headache? Consider this chap, who got a drill through the eye... http://www.sierrasun.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20030827/NEWS/308270101 Ouch. But very lucky.

Flying the flag for the blue & white across the pond. Happy birthday! :drink: :dance: :drink:

Today is your special day; splash it all over. On a Saturday as well, you jammy barsteward. :drink: :birthday: :drink:

Thoughts on Björk? Bonkers. Quirky. Strange. Bizarre. Crackers. Original. All reflected in her music and videos. There's not anyone else like her around. I think she's great.

If you're not going to the game, it's live on Sky Sports. (KO. 20.00) In case you didn't know. :wave:

VENTURA, Calif. -- The father who dissected his daughter's guinea pig because he thought it was a government spy was sentenced to 50 days in jail -- time he's already served. Benny Zavala, 35, of Oxnard was also placed Thursday on three years' probation and ordered to seek psychiatric and...

Human Shit as Fuel Source Thai scientists have developed a process by which human excrement can be turned to fuel, dubbed "bio-oil". This processed poo juice is capable of powering automobiles, which will be quite handy considering that feces is nearly always a buyer's market. The fuel is...

Before I start, I stress that this is not a gauge on how big of a club supporter you are. It's a measure of how much you like football in general. To me, there are 3 types of fans. There are the: 1. "I love football. I catch every game possible. It's my bread and butter" type of fan. 2...

There MUST be a '****' smilie out there somewhere. It would fit in SO well on this board amongst discriminating users (or Dwayne responses) Who can find one? Or make one? *throws gauntlet*

Best cover art? With piccys if possible... I have a sneaky feeling that this might have been done recently, but what the hell... I've always loved In The Court Of The Crimson King artwork. For some reason it doesn't have the same effect viewed on a CD case rather than vinyl though...

A sign of homosexuality? It all sounds pretty gay to me.

So Cam has now beaten Jon, Federico & Nush in a public vote. So what exactly is his appeal? "Well, he's a nice chap. He reads the Bible." Really. Do go on. "Erm.... He likes fish." Right. Please continue. "That's about it." OK. So these are his outstanding features. Given that Cameron is...

Or retch, or generally make you feel like heaving. Treading in dog shite. It has to be cleaned off, and I find it the most sickening thing to have to do. Bastard dogs. :nono:

Following on from the favourite lyrics thread, how's about favourite misheard lyrics? My personal favourite is from Hendrix's Purple Haze: "Excuse me while I kiss the sky" heard as: "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" And just happens to be the title of the site, where you can find all your...

On C4 now. Last time I watched a man was turned into a woman in some eye watering, testicle clutching TV. Today's topic: A reverse vasectomy. It can't be as bad as the last one, surely?