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Wasn’t that Armenia, the Survivor bloke

Graham certainly thinks so

Lots of golden showers tonight. (I of course mean the use of the waterfall pyrotechnic effect).

I thought San Marino was cack

I’ll invite you to the wedding!

Disco baby, sexy baby, HOT 🔥

Oh she has magnificent thighs

Funnily enough Graham did reference this straight after the song! :lol: Such a safe pair of hands, really like Graham Norton’s work.

Ah, Temu Shakira has arrived

Laura Thorn really is very, very lovely :love:

Back off she’s mine.

I thought you were from the Hundred Acre Wood?

Oh she won’t win, as much as I’d like her to. The modern Eurovision is largely decided in advance by the song already being a hit. Sweden, the favourites, have over 44 million Spotify streams of their song (the most by some distance) compared to say the UK’s 3.1 million. When Sam Ryder came...

Yep, almost time for the real contest taking place today. I must admit I’ve developed a bit of a crush on Laura Thorn of Luxembourg. There, I said it.

Oh f*** off.

Utter gash.

“Manchester City need some magic” *turns around and passes back to the halfway line in the 96th minute*

They look like they could play ten days injury time and still not score

Foden has been absolutely toilet since coming on. He’s so casual, walking pace, as if his team aren’t a goal down in a bloody cup final… absolutely bizarre. He MUST be injured